- Monroe: Bottom line, my dad was very old school, okay? Very old school.
- Rosalee Calvert: Your dad still hunts?
- Monroe: Well, let me put it this way. I don't ask and he knows better than to talk to me about it. But they're not getting any Meals on Wheels, I'll tell you that much.
- George Lazure: [about the supposed alien attack] Hey, look, you can level with me. We're all on the same team, really, protecting the people. Was the victim probed?
- Sgt. Wu: Nobody was probed... yet.
- Monroe: Oh, hey, Nick.
- Nick Burkhardt: Hey.
- Monroe: Ah, I see you two have a book open there, which more likely than not portends some kind of catastrophic disaster, which in turn, can only mean my date with Rosalee has been put on hold
- Monroe: Don't you need a warrant for that?
- Nick Burkhardt: You're right, you open it.
- Monroe: Oh, okay.
- Rosalee Calvert: Oh, right, Nick and your parents under the same roof. Yeah, that would be a problem.
- Monroe: I mean, bottom line, I don't want Nick to kill my parents. Not that they wouldn't give him plenty of reason.