"Community" Economics of Marine Biology (TV Episode 2013) Poster

(TV Series)

(2013)

Jim Rash: Dean Pelton

Showing all 51 items
Jump to:

Photos 

Jim Rash and Alison Brie in Community (2009) Chevy Chase, Joel McHale, and Jim Rash in Community (2009) Jim Rash and Alison Brie in Community (2009) Jim Rash and Zack Pearlman in Community (2009) Jim Rash and Alison Brie in Community (2009) Jim Rash in Community (2009) Jim Rash and Zack Pearlman in Community (2009) Jim Rash, Luke Youngblood, Danny Pudi, and Zack Pearlman in Community (2009) Jim Rash, Luke Youngblood, Alison Brie, and Zack Pearlman in Community (2009) Jim Rash in Community (2009) Jim Rash, Alison Brie, Gillian Jacobs, and Zack Pearlman in Community (2009) Jim Rash, Alison Brie, Gillian Jacobs, and Zack Pearlman in Community (2009) Jim Rash, Alison Brie, and Gillian Jacobs in Community (2009) Jim Rash, Alison Brie, Gillian Jacobs, and Zack Pearlman in Community (2009) Jim Rash and Alison Brie in Community (2009) Jim Rash and Gillian Jacobs in Community (2009) Jim Rash, Alison Brie, and Danny Pudi in Community (2009) Joel McHale and Jim Rash in Community (2009) Jim Rash, Gillian Jacobs, and Zack Pearlman in Community (2009) Richard Erdman, Jim Rash, and Alison Brie in Community (2009) Jim Rash in Community (2009) Jim Rash and Gillian Jacobs in Community (2009) Joel McHale, Jim Rash, Alison Brie, and Danny Pudi in Community (2009) 13 more photos

Quotes 

  • Dean Pelton : Release the whores.

  • Dean Pelton : Abed, I told you we're not doing the fraternity idea.

    Abed Nadir : The Delta Cubes will never die. We've only just begun to fight.

    Dean Pelton : You only began yesterday.

  • Dean Pelton : Magnitude, you're not to say "pop pop" ever again.

    Magnitude : [Looks as though his whole existence is crumbing]  Not... pop?

  • Dean Pelton : Archie, wake up!

    Archie : Chillax, bro. It's not even noon.

    Dean Pelton : I will neither chill nor relax.

  • Dean Pelton : ...I will explain the value of this whale by describing one who's been swimming right under your nose. Pierce Hawthorne has taken 80% of Greendale's classes more than twice. He is the only Greendale student who has ever paid for a premium locker or the extended pencil warranty.

  • Dean Pelton : Greendale is a nice welcome banner. Greendale is a foamless cafeteria. And Greendale is Magnitude saying "pop pop." Now, I am a man of very little integrity, and I let students get away with practically anything on this campus, but I will not allow Greendale to lose the things that make it Greendale.

  • Britta Perry : This is a slippery slope.

    Dean Pelton : Well, City College slipped that slope when they slipped him that scooter, but they sure slipped up when they let him set foot on our soil.

  • Dean Pelton : I, for one, am still proud of what we did for Greendale.

    Magnitude : [Emerges from the back of the study room]  I've been up all night trying out new catchphrases.

    [Half-heartedly] 

    Magnitude : Diggity doo?

    Dean Pelton : My God, what have we done?

  • Carl : We need this whale money. The kid likes snowboarding. Maybe Shaun White finds his way on the faculty roster. He likes to party. Maybe Greendale suddenly has a frat. The Delta Cubes, or whatever.

    [Abed raises an eyebrow] 

    Britta Perry : Dean, you're not considering this, are you?

    Dean Pelton : No, no. Greendale stands on its own. No hookers, no blow, no Shaun White frat.

    Abed Nadir : College dean threatening a fraternity...

    [Stands up dramatically] 

    Abed Nadir : You'll never shut down the Delta Cubes.

    Dean Pelton : What?

    Abed Nadir : [Leaves, chanting]  Delta Cubes! Delta Cubes! Delta Cubes!

  • Jeff Winger : Actually, you can count me in on this one.

    Shirley Bennett , Dean Pelton , Annie Edison , Britta Perry , Abed Nadir , Troy Barnes : What?

    Jeff Winger : You had me at "no Pierce."

  • Dean Pelton : Age, 22, total years spent in high school, seven. Sat score zero. And he was recently arrested for selling marijuana to a police officer at a police station.

    Britta Perry : So, you want us to help you recruit this idiot instead of an honors student or a science genius?

    Jeff Winger : [sarcastically]  Do we go to the same Greendale?

    Dean Pelton : Ah, but let me reveal the fortune inside this cookie. Family net worth, $8 million. Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we in the community college recruiting game call a "whale." The perfect mix of low intellect, high lack of ambition, and limitless parental support.

    Jeff Winger : So, a rich dumb-dumb who will never graduate and keep dropping money into the school indefinitely. Got it.

  • Richie : Tour sucks, bro.

    Dean Pelton : What?

    Richie : You gotta think big. Hookers, blow, hookers.

    [Jeff raises eyebrows in disbelief] 

    Carl : He's been mixing, but there is some wisdom there.

  • Abed Nadir : [addresses a line of seven male students, standing at attention, each wearing a diaper, a delta cube t-shirt, a blue bonnet and a pacifier hanging from a white ribbon around the wearer's neck]  Delta Cubes! Prepare to bond through embarrassment. Pacifiers in! Commence...

    [Craig, Annie, Britta and Archie come into view] 

    Abed Nadir : Code Dean! Code Dean!

    [Abed and fraternity candidates scatter] 

    Dean Pelton : Gosh dean it, Abed! I told you, no fraternities!

  • Dean Pelton : Oh, you look pretty sad for someone whose forensics club can now afford that state-of-the-art body farm. Mmm! I can smell the corpses now.

  • Dean Pelton : Now, I am a man of very little integrity, and I let students get away with practically anything on this campus...

See also

Release Dates | Official Sites | Company Credits | Filming & Production | Technical Specs


Clear your history

Recently Viewed