- Jan Brady: That's one of the nice things about school: it makes you appreciate the time you do get for yourself.
- Bobby Brady: I wish school would stay open!
- Marcia Brady: You're the one who usually looks forward to vacation the most.
- Bobby Brady: I know. And vacation would be more fun if the school was open while I was out.
- Peter Brady: Speaking of warm clothes, Marlon, why are you wearing gloves on your feet?
- Marlon: What would you like me to wear them on, my wings?
- Peter Brady: I didn't know you were an expert skier, Chuck.
- Chuck White: Skier, skater, ice-boater and skater!
- Cindy Brady: He's a regular Hans Stinker.
- Peter Brady: You mean Hans Brinker.
- Jan Brady: She was right the first time.
- Greg Brady: Ok, here goes nothing. How am I doing?
- Marlon: Good. Except for one thing.
- Greg Brady: And what's that?
- Marlon: The edge of the cliff.