The Middle (TV Series)

The Bachelor (2013)

Patricia Heaton: Frankie Heck

Quotes 

• Frankie Heck : You made the tennis team?

  Sue Heck : Well, I didn't make it per se. The coach thought I was on the team. I tried to tell him that I wasn't, but then he realized that he didn't have enough players, so, without me, they would have lost the match.

  Mike Heck : So you won?

  Sue Heck : Oh, God, no. On the last point, I hit what my coach called "a very weak lob", and my opponent hit what he called "a blistering overhead smash".

  Frankie Heck : Is that how you hurt your face?

  Sue Heck : No. A bird flew in the bus window on the way home. I never saw it coming. Beaks are sharp.