Community (TV Series)
Alternative History of the German Invasion (2013)
Jim Rash: Dean Pelton
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Quotes
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Dean Pelton : Let me get this as straight as I can get things. You authorized this? After everything that happened last year?
Carl : Hear us out. They offered money.
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Dean Pelton : Greendale's a forgiving place.
Annie Edison : It really is.
Dean Pelton : Please keep that in mind the next 20 seconds. Remember that people can "Chang".
Jeff Winger : [This phrasing causes concern] People can what?
Ben Chang : [Enters] Hi, I'm Kevin.
Jeff Winger , Annie Edison , Abed Nadir , Shirley Bennett , Britta Perry , Troy Barnes , Pierce Hawthorne : [All screaming] AHHHHHH!
Dean Pelton : He has Changnesia.
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Dean Pelton : Dean Pelton... if I don't offer you a receipt, your education is free.
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Dr. Kedan : It's not uncommon for victims of memory loss to experience some syntactical confusion. Thus the inappropriate insertion of his name into an unrelated phrase.
Dean Pelton : No, he's always Dean that.
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Dean Pelton : Did it ever occur to you that this man is a psychopath who may be faking his own Changnesia? Oh, now he has me saying it. Am-Dean-sia.
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Dean Pelton : Here at Greendale, that is a big, fat no-no. We frown on anyone celebrating their own cultural heritage. I mean, if the Hasidic student union wants to host a Kwanzaa celebration, you go, Jews! Hanukkah? No, sir. It's why I keep a detailed list of every student's race and nationality... to prevent racism and nationalism.