Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It (2013)
Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper
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Quotes
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Jake Harper : I've been, uh, thinkin' about names for when Tammy and I have our first kid... If it's a boy, what do you think about Walden Harper?
Alan Harper : I like it.
Walden Schmidt : No!
Jake Harper : Fine. Then I guess it's down to either Alan, or Xiang Xiao.
Alan Harper : Xiang Xiao?
Jake Harper : Yeah. I've gotta be ready, Dad. They say one out of every three babies born is Chinese.
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Jake Harper : All right, there's a 24-hour chapel in Vegas. If we hurry, we can get there before it closes.
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Alan Harper : Jake, this gnocchi is amazing.
Jake Harper : Yeah. I like to make it 'cause it sounds like 'nookie'. Get it?
Alan Harper : I do.
Jake Harper : Not as much as I do!
[he high-fives his girlfriend, Tammy]