Mortal Kombat 1 (2023 Video Game)
Kaiji Tang: Sub-Zero, Bi-Han
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Quotes
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Sub-Zero : I had broken the Lin Kuei free of Liu Kang's enslavement. We were now masters of our destiny and could take our place among Earthrealm's greatest nations. But taking and holding territory would require a vast army. I needed more fighters to make our presence felt. Then I recalled Shang Tsung's dragon warriors. An army of them would be unstoppable. But trafficking in such strong magic would surely draw Liu Kang's attention. Sektor advised me that we avoid detection by building our army using science, not sorcery. We've invested much time in this endeavor, and we are beginning to see results. Once again proving the depths of Sektor's genius. When we are done, all of Earthrealm will honor our desires and heed our demands. If not, they will face the Lin Kuei's wrath.
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Sub-Zero : You can't match my experience.
Johnny Cage : Hey! I'm not the noob here.
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Sub-Zero : So you have met my new initiate.
General Shao : Be cautious. She means to eclipse you.
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Sub-Zero : Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Johnny Cage : It is very cold in space.
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Johnny Cage : I thought I had daddy issues, but you?
Sub-Zero : My family is none of your business!
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Sub-Zero : I've helped you, but I've earned no respect.
General Shao : Because there's nothing lower than a traitor.
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Sub-Zero : I was wrong to trust you.
General Shao : Yes, Earthrealmer. You were.
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Sub-Zero : This fight I will long remember.
General Shao : Who says you will survive it?
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General Shao : I owe you nothing, Bi-Han.
Sub-Zero : You would still be in prison, were it not for me!
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Shang Tsung : You have been cold to my entreaties.
Sub-Zero : Because you proved you can't be trusted.
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Johnny Cage : You can't stand it that Kuai Liang picked me, can you?
Sub-Zero : Easily his worst ever decision.
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General Shao : Finally, the chance to test the Lin Kuei's mettle.
Sub-Zero : It will end with your humiliation.
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General Shao : If I ever see your brother...
Sub-Zero : You won't unless you visit his grave.
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Johnny Cage : Y'know you still owe me for that Hichuli.
Sub-Zero : You'll never see payment, Cage.
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[after Kung Lao beats Sub-Zero]
Kung Lao : Are you sure you're a grandmaster? Interesting.
Raiden : Kung Lao, over here!
Kung Lao : Madam Bo.
Raiden : She's out cold.
Kung Lao : Oh no. Is she...
Madame Bo : Dead? Not yet.
Kung Lao : Madam Bo, how are you...
Raiden : Kung Lao!
Liu Kang : So, Madam Bo, are they ready?
Madame Bo : A bit thick in the head, perhaps... But they are ready.
Raiden : His eyes are glowing.
Liu Kang : I am Lord Liu Kang, God of Fire and Protector of Earthrealm.
Kung Lao : God? Earthrealm?
Liu Kang : Madam Bo has been preparing you for this moment since you were boys. Today you have proven worthy of joining my champions.
Raiden : This fight was - a test?
Liu Kang : Of your ability and character, yes. Bi-Han, Kuai Liang.
Kung Lao : So these two aren't thugs?
Liu Kang : The Lin Kuei is a centuries-old clan dedicated to Earthrealm's defense.
Raiden : You keep saying Earthrealm. Don't you mean Earth?
Madame Bo : You boys have so much to learn.
Liu Kang : Earth is only part of Earthrealm. Earthrealm itself is one of many realms. Together they comprise the whole of the universe.
Madame Bo : The realms can be fierce, bitter rivals. That's why we need champions to defend ours.
Liu Kang : The time draws near for the grand martial arts tournament between Earthrealm and the realm of Outworld. Held once each century, it allows each realm to demonstrate its strength. While our realms are at peace, there are Outworlders who would prefer us to be at war. Our victory in the tournament will... temper their zeal.
Madame Bo : I've taught you everything I can. You must finish your training with Lord Liu Kang.
Kung Lao : More Training? These two couldn't defeat us.
Sub-Zero : *scoffs*
Madame Bo : *chuckles*
Kung Lao : What?
Madame Bo : They were pulling their punches.
Sub-Zero : Had we not held back, you would not have survived.
Liu Kang : Come. The monks at the Wu Shi Academy await to continue your tutelage.
Kung Lao : I am ready, Lord Liu Kang.
Liu Kang : And you, Raiden?
Raiden : Leave Fengjian? I'm needed here.
Madame Bo : Earthrealm needs you, Raiden. You'll best serve the village by being one of its champions.
Raiden : I understand.
Liu Kang : Excellent. I will join you soon. First, there are other champions I must gather.
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[after Johhny Cage beats Sub-Zero]
Johnny Cage : And scene. I hope you're insured because you're paying for my Hichuli.
Sub-Zero : Imbecile! You have no idea with whom you're dealing!
Liu Kang : ENOUGH!
[smoke alarm wailing]
Johnny Cage : Uh... That's no special effect.
Liu Kang : Indeed, Johnny Cage. Kuai Liang?
Johnny Cage : Okay, let's go back to one here. Who are you again?
Johnny Cage : Lord Liu Kang. Protector of Earthrealm. God of Fire.
Liu Kang : All will be explained, Johnny Cage. For now, what is important is that you both have been chosen to join its champions.
Johnny Cage : Why him? Or me for that matter?
Liu Kang : Because I have faith that you will rise to the challenge. A because your service will change the arcs of your lives.
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Shang Tsung : First the Tengu, now the Shirai Ryu...
Sub-Zero : Inferior clans who will fall to the Lin Kuei.
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Shang Tsung : Kuai Liang's betrayal cost us dearly.
Sub-Zero : He will bleed for it, sorcerer.
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[Custom AI Intros]
Sub-Zero : My fury is as endless as the Seas of Blood, Cage!
Johnny Cage : You do realize that happiness is where you are?
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[after Johhny Cage beats Kenshi]
Johnny Cage : My house, my rules. So. You have a name or what?
Kenshi : Kenshi Takahashi.
Johnny Cage : Ha! I knew you weren't Taira clan.
Kenshi : You know nothing, Cage.
Johnny Cage : Four hundred years ago, the Taira clan were one of Japan's first families. They lost Sento after getting slaughtered at the Siege of Aomori.
Kenshi : There were survivors. They hid themselves by shedding the name Taira for Takahashi. They joined the Bakuto for its protection.
Johnny Cage : The Yakuza's predecessors... From first family to crime family.
Kenshi : I will break us free of the Yakuza's corruption. Reclaim our name and our position. But my clan won't follow me unless I prove that I can lead. That's why I need Sento.
[doorbell rings]
Johnny Cage : And that's Malibu's Finest. It's a great story. Bullshit... but great. You should seriously consider becoming a screenwriter.
[Johnny opens the door, revealing Liu Kang, Sub-Zero, and Scorpion behind the door]
Johnny Cage : What in the actual fu...
Liu Kang : Good evening, Johnny Cage. I am Liu Kang, Protector of Earthrealm. May we enter?
Johnny Cage : Uh.. Nothing's being shot here tonight, You sure you're in the right place?
Liu Kang : Yes. We come on a matter of grave importance. We must speak to you and your guest.
Johnny Cage : What? How do you know about him?
Liu Kang : Because I am the God of Fire.
Johnny Cage : Cris, you vixen. Nicely done. Sure. Come right in. Glowing eyes are a nice touch.
Liu Kang : Kenshi Takahashi. A tragic figure with a noble cause. Your actions this evening do you no credit.
Kenshi : Who are these people?
Johnny Cage : You tell me. They're your scene partners.
Liu Kang : I also know of your struggles, Johnny Cage. I am here to offer you both a path forward.
Johnny Cage : Dun, dun, duuuun.
[laughs]
Johnny Cage : C'mon guys. Let's call this. Cris was a doll to set this up, but... As pranks go this one's... eh... a bit obvious.
Liu Kang : This is no prank. Bi-Han, Kuai Liang. If you please?
Johnny Cage : All right, all right.
[laughing]
Johnny Cage : I'll play my part in this martial arts LARP. The missus ought to get what she paid for. *Aahh.*
[clearing throat]
Johnny Cage : Ok. *Ahem* *Ahh... * Hey you- Wait, wait... Hey, you! Get your damn hands off him. I said... Get your hands off...
Scorpion : Was that necessary, brother?
Sub-Zero : To put him in his place.
Johnny Cage : [in disbelief] That was a Hichuli! One of the kind! All right, I don't care if this a damned prank. You crossed the line!
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[Custom AI Intro Dialogues from Chai Tea]
Shang Tsung : Your girlfriend's soul belongs to me now.
Sub-Zero : Don't you dare lay hands on "my" Sareena!
[CLASH]
Sareena : That's really sweet of you, honey bun!
Sub-Zero : Don't push your luck, woman!
Sonya Blade : How cute, he said "my"!
Shang Tsung : Hah, I got him to confess after all.
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Sub-Zero : It is better this way.
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Sub-Zero : History won't remember it.
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Sub-Zero : For the Lin Kuei!
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Sub-Zero : Mind your place.
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Peacemaker : B.F.D. So you make shit cold.
Sub-Zero : Not cold. Frozen.
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Sub-Zero : Keep your nose out of my affairs.
Peacemaker : Dude I'm gonna blow sticky green snot all over them.
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[Custom AI Intros Dialogues from CrimsonKnight]
Sub-Zero : Your wife likes it from... BI-HAN. HA HA HA HA HA.
Johnny Cage : Ah, stop it with that dumbass laugh.
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[Custom AI Intros Dialogues from CrimsonKnight]
Sub-Zero : No job, no car, no house, no money, and no bitch either.
Johnny Cage : Not gonna lie, that actually cut deep.
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[Custom AI Intros Dialogues from CrimsonKnight]
Johnny Cage : Cold dark and strong. I have the perfect movie for ya!
Sub-Zero : I already have a movie, featuring your wife.
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[Custom AI Intros Dialogues from CrimsonKnight]
Johnny Cage : What were you guys doing while I was fighting Takahashi?
Sub-Zero : I was on a side quest. Fucking your wife.
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[Custom AI Intros Dialogues from CrimsonKnight]
Johnny Cage : Why is Sub-Zero getting all this screen time?
Sub-Zero : Because I'm the go...
Announcer : No your not!
Sub-Zero : Damn it.
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[Custom AI Intros Dialogues from CrimsonKnight]
Shang Tsung : Scorpion is a problem Bi-Han, I may have to kill him my...
Sub-Zero : If you touch my brother, I'll rip you limb from limb. Understand Sorcerer!
Announcer : Wow. He does care for someone.
Shang Tsung : What an unexpected response.
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Peacemaker : Heard about your botched power play, Flub-Zero.
Sub-Zero : You dare to insult me?
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[Custom AI Dialogues from CrimsonKnight]
Ashrah : Stay away from my man.
Scorpion : Are you homosexual?
Sindel : Don't even think about talking to my sexy Liu.
Liu Kang : I'm not hers but do stay way from me.
Shang Tsung : Why does everyone think I'm gay?
Sub-Zero : Try looking in the fucking mirror!
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[Custom AI Dialogues from CrimsonKnight]
General Shao : You're built like your body's ratio is 10:3.
Sub-Zero : You're build like an improper fraction.
Johnny Cage : [Offscreen] HA!
General Shao : That was cold, even for you.
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[Custom AI Dialogues from CrimsonKnight]
Sub-Zero : Oh my god!
General Shao : What is it?
Sub-Zero : Why the fuck are you so damn ugly.
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[Custom AI Dialogues from CrimsonKnight]
General Shao : So cold and bitter it's pathetic.
Sub-Zero : So big but small, it's pitiful!
Sindel : [Offscreen] haha, that's clever.
General Shao : SHUT UP, WOMAN!
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[Custom AI Dialogues from CrimsonKnight]
Shang Tsung : Your Cryomancing is fascinating, how does it work?
Sub-Zero : None of your damn business, zestfest.