- Princess of Canada: He victimized me! It's because I'm an ethnic woman.
- Prince of Canada: He can't do that! I'll... wait, you're ethnic?
- Canadian Talk Show Host: Well, I just think some people might say that your Instagram loving bitch wife actually doesn't want her privacy.
- Canadian Talk Show Host: Let me start with you, sir. You've lived a life with the Royal Family, you've had everything handed to you, but you say your life has been hard and now you've written all about it in your new book: Waaagh.
- Sir. Smelly John: [playing a tribute song to the Queen of Canada] Goodbye, queefy Queen. Seems as though you've queefed your last queef.