"Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" Using People... (TV Episode 2013) - Krysten Ritter as Chloe

June Colburn : [her roommate goes to AA meetings to score thrown-out alcohol] What is wrong with you?

[shakes her head]

June Colburn : You can't keep using these people.

Chloe : I'm not using them. They have to get rid of their booze anyway. So, in a way, I'm helping. I'm saving lives. I'm like a doctor.

June Colburn : They need this program. It's very important to them. You can't take advantage of it for your own selfish gain.

Chloe : Listen, I fully support what those people are doing. I think It's great. I love people who don't drink. Shorter lines at the bar.
June Colburn : So, you like me?

Mark Reynolds : Yeah, I do. I've been wanting to bring it up with you for a while, but I didn't know how. Well, I guess It's out now.

June Colburn : Yeah, I guess so.

[side of her face gets hit by a condom Chloe tosses at her]

Chloe : Where did that come from? Who's throwing condoms?

June Colburn : So, uhm, Mark, you know how much I care about you... as a friend.

Mark Reynolds : I know. Kinda thought that was what you were gonna say, which is probably why I've been nervous to say anything.

June Colburn : So... we can stay friends?

Mark Reynolds : [with relief] Of course. Oh, good, no worries.

Chloe : [bored by these two] Can somebody hand me my condom back, please?
Chloe : You're not really an alcoholic!

James Van Der Beek : Neither are you.

Chloe : I'm more of a real fake alcoholic than you are!

Krysten Ritter: Chloe