Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

The Odd Life of Timothy Green (2013)

Malcolm Ray: Orphan, Commercial Husband

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Quotes 

• Commercial Husband : I'm so glad that something like Chia Child exists.

  Commercial Wife : Yeah. I mean, do you know how long it takes to adopt a child? Eighteen months. Hell, I can get a gun in a week.

  [She then brings up a gun behind Bob's head, cocking it] 

  Commercial Wife : Now make me a sandwich.