Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

The Odd Life of Timothy Green (2013)

Rachel Tietz: Mrs. Travers, Cindy Green, Commercial Wife

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• Commercial Husband : I'm so glad that something like Chia Child exists.

  Commercial Wife : Yeah. I mean, do you know how long it takes to adopt a child? Eighteen months. Hell, I can get a gun in a week.

  [She then brings up a gun behind Bob's head, cocking it] 

  Commercial Wife : Now make me a sandwich.

• Schoolboy : Here's my test, Mrs. Travers!

  Mrs. Travers : Um, you failed to answer every single question listed.

  Schoolboy : I know. I just had so much information I could put down for all of them, I decided not to.

  Mrs. Travers : I'm sorry. That means you get an F.

  Schoolboy : As in fantastic?

  Mrs. Travers : No, as in fail.

  Schoolboy : As in fail not to be fantastic?

  Mrs. Travers : No, as in you failed the test.

  Schoolboy : As in I failed the test of not failing the exam that you so currently gave to me?

  Mrs. Travers : Why are you still here?

  Schoolboy : [sadly]  I need a mommy.