- Elena Gilbert: [as they hike] Is anyone else a little creeped out?
- Rebekah Mikaelson: So then leave. Out of everyone, your presence is the least necessary.
- Stefan Salvatore: Please don't start.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: I'm merely stating the facts. Jeremy has the spell on his body, Bonnie's the witch that unseals the cure. Shane is the human compass. You and I have the tombstone, which does God knows what. And Elena has no point.
- Damon Salvatore: What about me?
- Rebekah Mikaelson: You have a nice behind.
- Stefan Salvatore: You're not really helping.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: You're perfectly capable of tying a knot.
- Stefan Salvatore: You giving Elena the evil eye is not really helping.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: She killed my brother, tried to get you to put a dagger in my back. She's lucky all she's getting is the evil eye.
- Elena Gilbert: You know I can hear you, right?
- Rebekah Mikaelson: You know I don't care, right?
- Klaus Mikaelson: [softly] Hi, Caroline.
- Caroline Forbes: [exhales, shakes her head, turns to Tyler] Come home. Don't stoop to his level.
- Tyler Lockwood: He destroyed my life. I plan on being present for every second of his misery until I can kill him myself.
- [takes gulp of wine]
- Caroline Forbes: Fine. You can gloat and multitask.
- [surveys carnage]
- Caroline Forbes: Starting with this horrific burnt corpse.
- [Tyler helps her cover it up with a sheet]
- Klaus Mikaelson: [lamely] Tyler's mother is dead. So is my brother. We're even. Call Bonnie... and get her to let me out of here.
- Caroline Forbes: [with utmost contempt] I will never, ever help you.
- Klaus Mikaelson: How quickly you forget the part where I saved Tyler from being a werewolf. Or the night your mother invited me into her home to save the life of her precious daughter.
- Caroline Forbes: God, how delusional are you? You killed his mother. And let's not forget that were standing in a house where Elena's aunt Jenna used to live. Or did you think that your charm would make us forget how you killed her too? You know what? No. I am not going to engage in this.
- [scoffs]
- Caroline Forbes: You... you are not even worth the calories I burn talking to you.
- Elena Gilbert: Jeremy! Jeremy!
- Rebekah Mikaelson: Why don't you yell louder? Maybe we haven't drawn enough attention to ourselves already.
- Elena Gilbert: I'm sorry, and how are you helping?
- Rebekah Mikaelson: I'm stronger than you, and I'm faster than you, and I'm quite certain I can charm the islanders a lot easier than you.
- Elena Gilbert: Not disagreeing on the easy part.
- Stefan Salvatore: All right, we get it. You two hate each other. Can we just keep going please?
- Rebekah Mikaelson: I tried to be her friend. But somehow I ended up with a dagger in my back because I'm the evil one.
- Elena Gilbert: Technically you didn't achieve evil status until you killed me.