Family Guy (TV Series)

Chris Cross (2013)

John Viener: Buzz Lightyear

Quotes 

• Brian Griffin : What the hell is all this?

  Stewie Griffin : This is history, Brian. A key moment in the history of happiness. Have a seat.

  [sighing, he joins Stewie's other stuffed animals; on a stage, as Stewie sings "You Needed Me", Brian recalls memories of himself as a puppy, which brings tears to his eyes] 

  Stewie Griffin : [finishing]  Some hardcore shit, right?

  Brian Griffin : Wow. Thank you for turning me on to something so amazing.

  Stewie Griffin : Hey, I'm just glad you enjoyed it.

  [indicating an empty seat] 

  Stewie Griffin : And I'm sure Buzz Lightyear would have enjoyed it if he had bothered to show up.

  Buzz Lightyear : [cut to him hitting on two women at a bar]  Hey, how'd you like to go to my apartment... and beyond?