Family Guy (TV Series)

12 and a Half Angry Men (2013)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Carter Pewterschmidt, Dr. Hartman, Seamus, Irish Guy

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Quotes 

• Judge : Jurors, you have now heard all the facts of this case. I remind you that because we are a small town, many of you may have ties with the defendant or the victim. You must set aside these personal connections and render an impartial and unanimous verdict. Does anyone have any questions?

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, is Toblerone the fanciest thing in the world?

• Glenn Quagmire : The tern Orgies is outdated. We now call them Genital Jamborees.

• Glenn Quagmire : Trust me, you're banging 8 strangers who responded to a flyer. At some point you're going to look out a window and question every decision you've ever made.

• Peter Griffin : Aw, damn it.

  Mort Goldman : What happened?

  Peter Griffin : I dropped my phone in the toilet.

  [water splashing] 

  Peter Griffin : [Peter groans]  Oh, it's so cold and it's under everything.

  [groans] 

  Peter Griffin : I feel like I'm rooting around a pitcher of sangria.

  [groans] 

  Peter Griffin : Where is it? Oh, my God, why haven't I found it yet? Oh, no, I didn't roll my sleeve up far enough. Oh, why didn't I flush when I got in here? Aw, this isn't even all mine! Oh, no, there's a spider crawling on my face.

  [smack] 

  Peter Griffin : Aah, why didn't I use the hand that was on the floor? Why did I use my toilet hand? Oh, wait, here it is behind the toilet.

• Peter Griffin : Enough!... was a movie with Jennifer Lopez that did not live to expectations.

• Peter Griffin : Hey Quagmire, you going to write something funny?

  Glenn Quagmire : No Peter I'm not. I'm starting to think that all you do is dick around.