Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

Magic Diet Candy (2013)

Alan Ruck: Reverend Lare

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  [there is an incoherent babble as Melanie, Joy, Victoria Philipa and Owen are all talking at once] 

  Reverend Lare : Stop! One at a time, tell me what the hell just happened in my church.

• Reverend Lare : You did drop a rather large bombshell.

  Philipa : Please! I lived through the blitz. Bombshells were dropping everywhere, people dying. Did anyone die today?

  Joy Scroggs : Not yet.

• Reverend Lare : Melanie, what you did was wrong. You can make it up to Victoria by doing her bidding for a week. And listening to her endless Emmet Lawson stories.

  Melanie Moretti : So, a normal week.

• Joy Scroggs : [about her mother]  What, so I'm just supposed to forgive her?

  Reverend Lare : We are pretty big on forgiveness here.

  Joy Scroggs : Well, can you recommend a church that's big on revenge? Because I want to go there.