Chris Tcholakian: Host, Chris Tcholakian, Dr. Ass, Danny Wiley, Biscuits Person, Mr. Roland, Special Agent Alex Allsup, Aleister Sexswette, David Nivens, Socrates Alexandropolis, Socrates Alexandropoulos, Camden Watershed, Futon (Voice), Indiana Jones, Police Officer, Dink Dalloway, Dr. Teacher, Bobby Braydo, Funeral Director, Futon The Fortune Teller, Pedantic Alan Alda, Production Assistant, Snack Time Guy, The Studio, Aleister Sexsweat, Casting Director, David Nevins, David Niven, Krishna Maurice, Priest, Snack Time Guy #1, Wilziak, Alistair Sexswette, Alvin Crawley, Amazon Artie, Anthony Petito, Banana Chips, Beffrey Upstein, Boat Chris, Booze Tuesday, Chris, Christian, Construction Worker, David Nivins, Doctor, Dog Cop, Donald Barbosa, Dunc Bastard, Elliott Gould, Greg, Grimace, Groucho Marx Having A Stroke, Groucho Marx Having a Stroke, Guy With Monster Hands, Jake Ellenbogen, Jeffrey Epstein, Jimmy, Joe Biden, Legacy Squid, Mario, Mechanic, Milk, Milk Guy, Monte Melkonian, Postmates Delivery Person, Robber, Robo-debater (Voice), Satan, Sorry Johnson, The Devil, The Queen of England, Tony Monero, 'The Big Dutch' Rude Van Axelson, 1781 Era Assassin, 70s Cop, A Kid From New York with a Dream, Abel Cartman, Abraham Moses Sr., Abraham's Doctor, Adam Silver, Adolf Hitflower, Alan Rickman, Alan's Loveline, Albert, Aleister Sexswsette, Alex Allsup, Alex Joneseque Type of Guy, Alex Trebek, Alex Trebek #1, Alicia Silverstone, Alien Leader, Amber's Mom, Andreas, Andrew, Andrew Garfield, Andy Serkis, Angelo Provolone, Angling Andy, Announcer, Annoying Coworker...