- Megan Hunt: [to her mother] You really do have a knack for saying the exact opposite of what I want you to say.
- Megan Hunt: No need to apologize... On second thought, go ahead.
- Kate Murphy: I hope you can understand the position I was in.
- Megan Hunt: You mean being wrong?
- Kate Murphy: Oh, you are not going to accept an apology gracefully, are you?
- Megan Hunt: Mnh-mnh.
- Megan Hunt: You're telling me that if I said "Yes" right now, "Okay, let's go to a hotel," you would say no?
- Tommy Sullivan: That's not a fair question because I'm a guy.
- Megan Hunt: Mm-hmm.
- Megan Hunt: Doesn't mean he killed her.
- Ethan Gross: Yeah, but it means they got in a pretty nasty fight.
- Megan Hunt: Or... she scratched him in the course of... another activity.
- Ethan Gross: Like?
- Curtis Brumfield: Oh, boy!
- Ethan Gross: Oh, right.
- Joan Hunt: [to Megan] Late to the door... clothes on the living room floor? Hmm. My God. You must have had a date.
- Megan Hunt: Chief Martin. What are you doing here?
- Chief Angela Martin: [chuckles] As blunt as always, Dr. Hunt.
- Megan Hunt: Till you slept with what's-her-name.
- Tommy Sullivan: So you're not gonna let me live that down, are you?
- Megan Hunt: Oh, now that's a trick question. I am a woman, in case you forgot.