The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Parking Spot Escalation (2012)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Amy, I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it because your sex life, like Sheldon's work, is also theoretical?
Penny : Damn...!
Amy Farrah Fowler : At least when we *do* make love, he wouldn't be thinking about his MOTHER! And yes, that's a cleverly veiled reference to Howard's lifelong obsession to crawl back into her spacious womb!
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Amy Farrah Fowler : [confronting Penny and Bernadette in the former's apartment] Oh, looks like someone's on Team Bernadette. Where's Howard?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : He's not here. What's wrong?
Amy Farrah Fowler : [sharply] He had my car towed! It cost me two hundred dollars to get it back.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, no. Where was it parked?
[Penny looks surprised]
Amy Farrah Fowler : In Sheldon's spot.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : That doesn't make sense. Sheldon doesn't have a spot. Was it maybe in Howard's spot?
[Penny looks concerned at the thought of them arguing]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Don't play dumb with me, sister! You tell your husband he owes me two hundred dollars.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Well, that doesn't make sense, either.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Why not?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Because I'm the one who had it towed.
Amy Farrah Fowler : You?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Didn't see that one coming, did ya?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, yeah? Well, you're not gonna see this coming!
[she swings her handbag at Bernadette, who ducks, and Amy ends up hitting Penny instead]
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[Amy and Bernadette are arguing over the parking spot, and Amy tries to hit Bernadette with her handbag, but Bernadette ducks, and Amy hits Penny instead]
Penny : [crying out in pain] You idiot! What the hell do you have in there?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Just my wallet, keys and a coffee can full of change I've been meaning to take to the bank!
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [running off] Don't move, I'll get some ice!
Amy Farrah Fowler : Are you okay?
Penny : [clutching her face] Get away from me, or I swear to God I will rip out what's left of your pubes!
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [returning with a bag of frozen peas] Here.
Penny : [groaning in pain] Thanks.
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Penny : Howard's mother is in, like, every one of your wedding photos.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : What can I tell you? She's a big girl. Wherever you look, there she is.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Coming up the stairs with Penny] We're so proud of you, Amy. Your first bikini wax.
[Amy is following them up stumbling and walking awkwardly, she does straighten up once she's on the floor]
Penny : Yeah. So how you doing?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, a little sensitive, but not bad. Does it always take that long?
Penny : No, they don't usually have to go out and get more wax.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [as they enter the apartment] I feel like I'm five pounds lighter.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Really? Only five?
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[Amy and Bernadette's arguing over the parking spot resulted in Penny being hit in the face and badly bruised]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Amy, you think maybe this has gotten a little out of hand?
Penny : [pained] Gee, you think?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I do. Penny, Bernadette and I are sorry.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [enraged] You hit her! What did I do?
Amy Farrah Fowler : You had my car towed!
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [yelling] You were parked in Howard's spot!
Amy Farrah Fowler : [yelling] I was parked in Sheldon's spot!
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [arguing back] Sheldon doesn't HAVE a spot!
Penny : Guys, I think I need to go to the emergency room!
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Okay, let's go.
[they take Penny by her arms and escort her out]
Amy Farrah Fowler : I'll drive. You can see where the tow truck scratched my car.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : The tow truck didn't scratch your car.
Amy Farrah Fowler : How do you know?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : 'CAUSE I DID IT!