- Frankie Heck: You did have the talk with him, didn't you?
- Mike Heck: I thought so. I-I can't remember.
- Frankie Heck: You must have, 'cause I know I talked to Sue. Didn't I?
- Mike Heck: I don't know. But I definitely talked to Axl. Hang on.
- Frankie Heck: Well, that's what school is for.
- Mike Heck: Sorry about this. You know, kids.
- Jim: Yeah, kids. When mine wanted to sell wrapping paper here, you said there was a no soliciting policy at work.
- Dave: Door's open now, Mike. My girl's selling popcorn tins again. She's the only one in her troop that didn't get to meet Jane Pauley last year because of you. I got a hunch she'll be going this year.
- Brick Heck: Ugh, thank God that's over.
- Mike Heck: Oh, right. How'd the big talk go?
- Brick Heck: Well, the nurse made us watch a movie where a boy kept running around a track. It was boring, so Dylan Murray made an inappropriate shadow puppet, and everybody giggled and the nurse yelled at us.
- Mike Heck: Yep. Sounds about right.
- Brick Heck: Then the girls came back in, and they had little pink gift bags that we didn't get, and-and that doesn't seem fair.
- Frankie Heck: Well, at least you got through it.
- Brick Heck: Not really. They're making us have a follow-up discussion next week. When does all this sex stuff end?
- Frankie Heck: It... tapers off.
- Brick Heck: Okay. Well, I guess I'll go look at your bras now. I'm not sure why, but, apparently, it's totally normal. And you guys are always after me to be normal, so...
- Sue Heck: We have to do something to help. I gave up my trip, so they don't have to pay for it. And you guys better start thinking of ways we can save money, too.
- Axl Heck: No way! It's their fault. They don't know how to budget. They should've stopped having kids after me. You guys are the real money drain with your braces and your special school.
- Brick Heck: I don't go to a special school.
- Axl Heck: You don't?
- Rita Glossner: When us Glossners make a mistake, we admit it. That's why so many of us is in jail. We've got integrity.