- [first lines]
- Self - Host: [about the 1960 Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud II] As a car, it's terrible.
- Carl Reiner: Really?
- Self - Host: Yeah. But it's a nice living room - with wheels.
- Mel Brooks: See, you get it? See, look at all the acting I did - for a lousy joke!
- Self - Host: I saw it. To me, you're royalty.
- Mel Brooks: Oh... I'm just a prince, I'm not a king.
- Carl Reiner: Jerry, What's the difference between a Jew and a Frenchman? A Frenchman leaves without saying good-bye.
- Self - Host: Yeah.
- Carl Reiner: And a Jew says good-bye and never leaves.