They Came Together (2014)
Michael Murphy: Roger
Quotes
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Roger : I want to make a toast. To my beautiful white daughter, Molly.
Pam : Hear, hear.
Joel : [confused look] Wait, what?
Roger : She is beautiful, isn't she, Joel? Skin pure as the driven snow. Completely unmongrelized. Uh... My beautiful Aryan princess, Molly.
Pam : To Molly. Thanks, Mama.
Joel : What the fuck?
Roger : Joel, have you ever thought about how white people should be proud of their heritage, just like other people are?
Joel : No.
Pam : Do you realize because of the race mixers white people are now the minority in this country?
Roger : It's a good point.
Molly : Guys, let's not bore Joel. Justin, how's school?
Joel : [cut to Joel and Molly enters her apartment] How could you not tell me that your parents were white supremacists?
Molly : I didn't think it was important, Joel.
Joel : Not important? Are you kidding? "Oh, hi, Mom. It's me, Joel. Guess what? I'm dating this great girl. Her name's Molly. By the way, she's a Nazi."
Molly : So they're a little eccentric!
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Pam : Want to see me naked, Joel? See anything you like? Take me, Joel. Shag me rotten.
Joel : But I'm in love with your daughter, Mrs... Whatever Molly's last name is. Good answer! You did it, Joel. He did it, you guys!
Molly : [Molly and Roger come out from behind the curtains] Yeah. You're the first boyfriend I ever had to pass the test!
Roger : I'm very impressed, Joel. Very impressed.
Joel : Uh, thanks.
Roger : I have watched many, many of Molly's boyfriends bend my wife over that sideboard and flunk the hell out of this test!
Joel : Oh. Can I take the test again?
[all laughing]
Joel : Please? Come on, I wanna fuck your mom.