Family Guy (TV Series)

Ratings Guy (2012)

Adam West: Mayor Adam West

Quotes 

• Brian Griffin : Hey, what's wrong, Peter?

  Peter Griffin : I miss my friends, Brain. I mean, I was having fun with those Nielsen boxes, but what's the point if I don't got Joe and Quagmire to enjoy it with me? I guess I shouldn't have messed with television.

  Brian Griffin : Well, it's not exactly your fault. The networks never should have listened to you in the first place. This is exactly what makes bad television: pandering to the lowest common denominator.

  Peter Griffin : So what do I do, Brian?

  Brian Griffin : Well, you still have these boxes. That means you still have the power to influence televison. Maybe you can use that power to help restore TV to the way it was.

  Peter Griffin : You're right, Brian. Maybe if I watch smart, quality shows, that'll help get things back to the way they were. We can use these boxes for good and... What the hell?

  Mayor Adam West : That's for adding another tree to One Tree Hill!

  Brian Griffin : Oh, my God, he destroyed every last box!

  Peter Griffin : Holy crap!

  Brian Griffin : We're sunk now, Peter. There goes your one chance to get TV back to the way it was.

  Peter Griffin : Wait a minute. Maybe not, Brian. I think I just got an idea. Aah! I got glass in my face! Oh, crap. Now I forgot what it was. I got it! Aah! Son of a bitch!