Enough Said (2013)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Eva

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• Eva : I could not believe what I was watching! No brains, and the fake cheekbones, and the fake boobs. Do you like fake boobs?

  Albert : ...No. No, I like real boobs.

  Eva : Yeah - I got real boobs.

  Albert : ...That's workin' out for us then.

• Eva : Oh, the Container Store?

  Albert : Yes, yes, the Container Store. The store that sells crap so you can put your crap in so you can go out and buy some more crap.

  Eva : I love that store. I love crap.

• Eva : Did they just turn the music louder.

  Albert : No, I think you just got older.

• Albert : So while you were, uh, being torn, she was poisoning our relationship and poisoning your perception of me. Now why would you want that?

  Eva : I don't know, I mean, except maybe I was trying to protect myself, you know, because, you know, we've both been married before. And you know how things can turn out.

  Albert : What about us? What about protecting us?

  Eva : I didn't protect us.

• Eva : You have, like, eighty million toothbrushes.

  Albert : I do?

  Eva : Yeah.

  Albert : I only use one of them.

  Eva : Then why don't you just throw the other ones out?

  Albert : I don't know. Because they're my friends?

• Eva : I'm tired of being funny.

  Albert : Me too.

• [last lines] 

  Albert : I should tell you... I bought some night tables.

  Eva : You did?

  Albert : No.

  [Eva laughs] 

  Albert : No, I didn't.

  Eva : OK, that's good.

• Eva : [Albert's daughter has just left with some friends]  You think they have threesomes?

  Albert : What? Why would you say that?

  Eva : I know, but apparently, that's what they're doing these days. That's what I heard.

• Eva : I don't usually park in front of your house. I usually just drive by.

  Albert : Sometimes I drive by your house, too.

  Eva : You do?

• Will : Eva was just telling me that there are no men at this party she's attracted to.

  Eva : Ah, okay!

  [laughs nervously] 

  Eva : I don't know why you would make that announcement. But, um...

  Albert : Really? Is that unusual?

  Eva : No, actually. To be honest, it's not unusual. No offense.

  Albert : No no, that's okay. It's okay. There's no one here I'm attracted to either.

• Eva : She's really nice and she's funny, she's got great taste.

  Will : And very attractive.

  Eva : Yeah. You probably think all the women at this party are attractive.

  Will : Eh, pretty much.

• Eva : Is Tess coming home for Thanksgiving?

  Albert : She's already here. She's-she's over at her mother's. I want to go over there later. You want to come?

  [Eva laughs] 

• Eva : I like your paddles.

  Albert : I like your ass.

• Will : Oh, honey! Why do you keep doing this?

  [rearranging furniture] 

  Eva : She's filling a hole.

  Will : [to Sarah]  I'll fill your hole.

  [Eva gives disgusted look] 

  Sarah : Different hole.

• Eva : He's kind of fat.

  Sarah : He is?

  Eva : God, he's got this big belly.

  Sarah : Well, I mean you've got nothing to lose.

  Eva : No, but he does.

• Eva : She's smart.

  Sarah : So are you.

  Eva : Maybe she's ultimately right though, I'll say.

  Sarah : Are you ultimately right about Peter? Just because you didn't want him, does that make him unlovable?

  Eva : By anyone normal.

• Tess : He just really really liked you.

  Eva : I just really really liked him.