Community (TV Series)
Digital Estate Planning (2012)
Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry
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Quotes
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Britta Perry : Pierce. So Gilbert knows a couple tricks. Big deal. We outnumber him. Most importantly, while he's fighting for greed, we're fighting for friendship. Which means we can't lose, okay?
Pierce Hawthorne : Okay.
Britta Perry : Okay!
[Britta strikes and kills Pierce]
Britta Perry : I guess there's no hug button.
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Abed Nadir : I'm gonna stay here in the village with Hilda and help her rebuild her life.
Britta Perry : Abed, she's a programme.
Abed Nadir : People have said similar things about me.
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Jeff Winger : Don't we look comfy at a cauldron.
Britta Perry : Check it out.
[Britta's animated character starts putting things into the cauldron]
Britta Perry : Ooh, see, I'll put all of this in here, and then that, and then I'll hit this.
Jeff Winger : What is it?
Britta Perry : I assume, like, a strength potion.
Jeff Winger : Then I assume it's poison.
Britta Perry : You're just jealous because we found a world where I know what I'm doing.
Jeff Winger : This place is twenty cat turds and a Pixies poster from being your apartment.
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Jeff Winger : Britta, drink that super strength potion you made.
Britta Perry : Oh, right, right, right, right.
[Her animated character runs, trying to find her potion in the itmes inventory]
Jeff Winger : Hurry up, Britta!
Britta Perry : I'm trying, I'm trying!
[Gilbert shoots her lightning and she dies]
Britta Perry : Aah!
Jeff Winger : Damn it, I thought we could count on Britta to not screw up drinking.
Gilbert Lawson : This'll be fun.
[He drinks the potion. Realises something's wrong]
Gilbert Lawson : What the hell?
Jeff Winger : Here's hoping we can count on her to screw up making potions.
[Gilbert dies]
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Pierce Hawthorne : We've only been playing this game a couple of hours. You've been playing it your whole life, and now it's time for your reward, brother. So get in there and kill our dad.
Gilbert Lawson : Thank you, Pierce.
[Moves to put on headset]
Pierce Hawthorne : Wait a second. Here, take this.
[Pulls out gun]
Pierce Hawthorne : You may need it.
Britta Perry : Oh!
Jeff Winger : Whoa! Oh, Pierce. You really don't know how this game works, do you?
[Puts the gun away]
Annie Edison : Are you always carrying that?
Pierce Hawthorne : Not in the shower.