Community (TV Series)

Digital Estate Planning (2012)

Yvette Nicole Brown: Shirley Bennett

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• Blacksmith : I buy and sell weapons and armor.

  [opens a menu] 

  Annie Edison : Cool. We need weapons.

  [looks through the expensive weapons] 

  Annie Edison : Oh. Well, what's free? Can we have a torch?

  [she picks up a torch from the wall] 

  Blacksmith : Thief! Thief!

  Shirley Bennett : Annie, put it back.

  Annie Edison : Sorry. Sorry.

  [she tries to put the torch back on the wall and sets the blacksmith on fire] 

  Annie Edison : Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Oh my God!

  Shirley Bennett : Oh, oh! Oh, no! What are you doing?

  Annie Edison : It was an accident!

  Shirley Bennett : He's dying!

  Annie Edison : All right, hold on, hold on!

  [She takes out an ax and hacks the blacksmith to death] 

  Shirley Bennett : Now, what are you doing?

  Annie Edison : He was suffering!

  Shirley Bennett : Yeah, from axe wounds!

• Jeff Winger : Everybody, keep Pierce protected. We have to get him to the Throne of Hawkthorne before Gilbert. And don't forget, when you die, you go all the way back to the study room. So... Don't die.

  Annie Edison : Good pep talk, Jeff.

  Shirley Bennett : Yeah, I used to love dying, but that speech really turned me around.

• Hilda : The throne is in Castle Hawkthorne, north of here. You unlock the castle with the white crystal of discipline, which you must free from the black caverns.

  Shirley Bennett : I'm picking up on some hidden symbolism.

  Pierce Hawthorne : Right, "white crystal." You think dad was into meth?

• Gilbert Lawson : 30 seconds after you leave your chairs, the weight sensors will recognize it as an automatic forfeit.

  Shirley Bennett , Jeff Winger : [Offended]  Weight sensors?