Community (TV Series)

Digital Estate Planning (2012)

Giancarlo Esposito: Gilbert Lawson

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Quotes 

• Jeff Winger : What the hell, Gilbert? You're cheating, which I have no problem with, but you're getting caught, and that's not cool.

  Pierce Hawthorne : Yeah, don't be a knob. That inheritence is rightfully mine.

  Gilbert Lawson : Rightfully?

  Pierce Hawthorne : I'm his son.

  Gilbert Lawson : So am I.

  Pierce Hawthorne : What? That can't be true. You're half... white!

  Jeff Winger : Nice save.

• Gilbert Lawson : Once you're seated behind your computers, a photograph of you will be taken and an avatar will be made from your likeness.

  Troy Barnes : I didn't bring my likeness.

• Gilbert Lawson : This game is more complex than you can imagine. And aside from its programmers, who have all been deported back to China, I'm the one who knows how it works.

• Jeff Winger : Britta, drink that super strength potion you made.

  Britta Perry : Oh, right, right, right, right.

  [Her animated character runs, trying to find her potion in the itmes inventory] 

  Jeff Winger : Hurry up, Britta!

  Britta Perry : I'm trying, I'm trying!

  [Gilbert shoots her lightning and she dies] 

  Britta Perry : Aah!

  Jeff Winger : Damn it, I thought we could count on Britta to not screw up drinking.

  Gilbert Lawson : This'll be fun.

  [He drinks the potion. Realises something's wrong] 

  Gilbert Lawson : What the hell?

  Jeff Winger : Here's hoping we can count on her to screw up making potions.

  [Gilbert dies] 

• Pierce Hawthorne : We've only been playing this game a couple of hours. You've been playing it your whole life, and now it's time for your reward, brother. So get in there and kill our dad.

  Gilbert Lawson : Thank you, Pierce.

  [Moves to put on headset] 

  Pierce Hawthorne : Wait a second. Here, take this.

  [Pulls out gun] 

  Pierce Hawthorne : You may need it.

  Britta Perry : Oh!

  Jeff Winger : Whoa! Oh, Pierce. You really don't know how this game works, do you?

  [Puts the gun away] 

  Annie Edison : Are you always carrying that?

  Pierce Hawthorne : Not in the shower.

• Gilbert Lawson : You're not supposed to cooperate, you're supposed to compete.

  Jeff Winger : Thanks for the advice, but I think we can choose how we want to play.

  Gilbert Lawson : I suppose we can.

  Pierce Hawthorne : is he being ominous? Why are you being ominous?

• Gilbert Lawson : 30 seconds after you leave your chairs, the weight sensors will recognize it as an automatic forfeit.

  Shirley Bennett , Jeff Winger : [Offended]  Weight sensors?

• Gilbert Lawson : I'd like to thank you again for today and offer my apologies for my conduct. I wasn't myself. Family can make a person do a lot of crazy things.

  Troy Barnes : I understand. I have an uncle who makes his own pizza.