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A decent effort at a Spanish slasher movie
lazarillo2 October 2015
The Spanish have made several American-style slasher movies over the years, most notably the latter-day Paul Naschy film "School Killer" and Jess Franco's "Bloody Moon". This is actually a better-than-average effort that is superior to "School Killer" or "Bloody Moon" (although that perhaps is not an unqualified recommendation). It starts with a typical prank-gone-wrong where a horny young camper is locked in the boiler room of the, uh, girls' shower and is scalded to death in perhaps the only scene in cinema history where a hot girls' shower scene proves fatal. Some period of time later a group of Spanish youths get lost returning to Barcelona from a ski trip and illogically decide to stay in the now abandoned camp/hostel and party, er, I mean fiesta. Though Spaniards, the youths are all the standard-issue slasher-movie types: the awkward geek, the pretty girl, the slut,the slick womanizer, the horny couple, and of course, the annoying practical joker.

When the murders come, they are quite creative, somewhat comical, and definitely off-the-wall. Most memorable are a naked girl "masturbating" her own head wound and a big-breasted topless girl succumbing to a fatal dose of laughing gas. As you might guess, there is a fair amount of female nudity in this and even the pretty virginal girl (Charlotte Vega)spends the last half of the movie running around in her underwear. What I liked though is the nudity is provided by the pretty actresses who are actually otherwise IN the movie rather than the modern-day American trend of flying in a silicone-enhanced porn star just to handle requisite nude scenes even though she is not otherwise even a character in the movie. Interestingly, one of the actresses here is Diana Gomez who earlier had had the starring role in the erotic teen lesbian film "Eloise's Lover".

On the negative side, there is a totally unnecessary "found-footage" scene a la "Rec". There also really isn't anything particularly ORIGINAL about this except perhaps the ending in that it borrows more from "Night of the Living Dead" than from any previous slasher movie. It is also barely 70 minutes long, but I wouldn't have wanted it to be any longer. A decent effort overall though.
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1/10
Don't we make enough crap without importing it?
lordzedd-327 October 2015
Warning: Spoilers
The story is basic, prank gone bad. But the realism is a complete unseen in this movie. The killer had a nail gun with way too big of nail to fit in the gun and no compressor to fire it. So, this woman was able to get a hold of a futuristic nail gun that doesn't require a compressor, a bone saw, a Black Mamba who she was able to train, somehow get killer bees to swarm on cue to sting making a certain blood pattern on the window, laughing gas.

The premise is that her son was killed by being lured to the area of the hot waters and the water was hot, the metal of the room became lethal. But the cutout burned up due to the excessive heat, how would she know. Not to to mention no court in any country would fail to to convict them of manslaughter. The deaths are unrealistic, the fact they ripped off the first Friday THE 13TH movie, then half way through it turns into BLAIR WITCH PROJECT.

Lastly, the last survivor gets a nail in her arm but was able to get the nail gun away from her only to be shot by Police who never announced himself or ordered her to drop the weapon, I don't know how things are done in Spain, but I know that's not how we do it in American.
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7/10
Spanish slasher flick
apathy26738 September 2015
Spanish horror...comedy? Pretty standard slasher/horror. MANY deaths in about an hour and many are quite creative. FULL of clichés but that seems to be the point. 2 layers to this movie: Slasher film and self aware horror satire. Both work. The deaths get funny, with goofy music, yet it still maintains itself as a slasher. It's never a Scary Movie type of satire. The main girl is an attractive blonde actress named Charlotte Vega who has no gratuitous breast scenes. There are some other attractive girls in the movie who provide the gratuitous breast scenes.

Recommended for horror fans...its only an hour, looks good, lit well, has a high body count and will make you laugh when you were not expecting to.
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