Quotes
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The Doctor : Hello Ponds! Checking in! How are you?
[the Doctor is ambushed by an army of Sontarans while carrying a surfboard]
The Doctor : Not much to report. Surfed the fire falls of Floral 9.
[the Doctor throws the surfboard onto a river of lava and jumps down after it]
The Doctor : Not deliberately. Just the easiest way out. Met Mata Hari in a Paris hotel room.
[the Doctor is warming a crumpet at a fireplace as Mata enters the room and undresses]
The Doctor : What an interesting woman.
[the Doctor is then in a recording studio]
The Doctor : Laid down some backing vocals...
[the Doctor is inside the Tardis fixing the console]
The Doctor : ...I should be with you any day now... literally any day. Helmet Regulator's playing up.
[Amy and Rory are at home in the kitchen having glasses of wine and listening to the Doctor's message on the phone's answering machine]
The Doctor : [voice only] Can't get the temporal steering right... Oh dear. I seemed to have collided with Ancient Greece.
[the Doctor is heard screaming and Rory presses the DELETE button on the machine]
Amy Pond : [raising a toast with Rory] The Doctor.