- Stimpy brags to Ren about the many uses of hairballs while hwarfing them onto a conveyor belt where Ren stamps them for approval. However, as Ren starts to demand more, Stimpy may not be able to keep up.
- As backup singers sing "hwarf hwarf hwarf, hwarf hwarf hwarf, hwarf hwarf hwarf," someone is seen jumping into a sandbox with Stimpy. Stimpy is seated on the ground and twerking, rocking back and forth on each butt cheek, before cutting to Stimpy tapping their finger on a table and nodding to the music. Stimpy spins Ren around and stops him. After bouncing off each other and springing off a couch in excitement the lyrics start.
"O're the rug I go" Stimpy sings while somersaulting and giggling manically, "with a mouth all full of full of fuzz." Stimpy is shown with a full mouth. Ren responds with a dismissive "Yeah, yeah.
"Burying your shoe," Stimpy continues as Ren jumps into a pair of boots. As Stimpy sings " 'neath a pile of scuzz" Ren steps in a pile of mush.
"Nice one on my head," Ren sings while wearing a hairball wig "and another mound over there." The camera pans to a woman in high heels holding a wheelbarrow.
The camera cuts to a different woman wearing a big hat and a tight-fitting dress. As Stimpy sings "Hey let's make a three piece suit, of this freshly hwarfed up hair!" she strikes a pose and Stimpy hwarfs on Ren so hard he flies off screen.
The chorus starts up with "Oh, cat hairballs, cat hairballs, all over the place" interspersed with shots of Stimpy happily dancing, Ren stamping a mush pile with a big stamp that says "Grade A", and a room covered in mush that Stimpy has hwarfed up.
The chorus continues. "Don't look now, here one comes," features Stimpy hwarfing up a hairball that rolls over to the feet of a woman in red high heels. As Stimpy sings "SMACK right in your face" Stimpy hwarfs mush all over Ren.
"Cat Hairballs, cat hairballs," the chorus repeats as Stimpy is hung upside down and squeezed like a tube of toothpaste, forcing her to hwarf mush into a bucket held by Ren. "Get them while they're hot" Stimpy sings while holding a plate of burgers. "They're the perfect Yaksmas gift" Stimpy starts, which Ren finishes by singing "and always hit the spot" while drumming his full stomach. Stimpy hwarfs on Ren again.
"Hey hey hey," Ren says in spoken word, angrily wringing a newspaper and pointing at Stimpy, what am I supposed to do with all these smelly old hairballs, I already got a suit?"
"Okay Ren," Stimpy says, also in spoken word, rather happily, "well... how 'bout this?"
"I'll make you a bike" she offers, now singing.
"A bike?!" Ren responds.
"Or an Italian sports car" Stimpy continues, pulling up in a car and honking a horn attached to a helmet she's wearing.
"Mmm" Ren answers in delight.
"Brand new high heel shoes!" Stimpy sings, accompanied by a woman in red high heels stepping in. "Or a fine cigar" (Ren coughs).
Ren sings "How about a hat?" to which Stimpy responds "of course."
"And matching underwear." This suggestion makes Stimpy imitate a wolf whistle.
Stimpy licks her arm, which goes bare as she sings, "Don't you fret, I won't run out, I've lots more hair to spare!"
As they sing the chorus again, Stimpy hwarfs mush onto a conveyor belt while Ren stamps them with the rubber stamp labeled "Grade A." Rows and rows of the mush are seen rolling down the conveyor belt.
Stimpy squeezes the mush with her toes as she smiles. Stimpy hwarfs more mush onto the conveyor belt, which get sent down the line and flipped into a box.
"Cat Hairballs, cat hairballs," they sing as Stimpy is seated in a box and seems to be swelling up from some pressure building under them. At "Get 'em while they're hot!" the pressure bursts, blasting her off like a rocket.
Stimpy looks frantically back and forth between Ren and a mailbox as they sing "They're the perfect Yaksmas gift." Ren's eyes bug out as he springs up with joy.
"And always hit the spot!" They belt out with extra emphasis as Ren looks under his pillow to find a gray ball.
"HWARF!" Stimpy spits more mush on the conveyor belt, but now seems more in pained and exhausted. The music suddenly picks up the pace, sounding more intense and ominous.
"SLURP, BLUAP!" Stimpy licks herself and hwarfs up more mush. By now Stimpy is far more bare as she continues to lick and hwarf.
Stimpy continues to lick and hwarf mush onto the conveyor belt, becoming more and more exhausted and licked clean with each passing attempt.
"Oh no!" Stimpy gasps in between all the licking and hwarfing. Seemingly realizing she's running out of material to hwarf.
"SLURP, SLURP, BLOUP!" More mush is licked up and hwarfed, leaving Stimpy even more drained.
"Don't do it ma'am!" Ren begs, seemingly realizing Stimpy is reaching the breaking point.
"HMPH LUOAP!" More tortured hwarfing. Stimpy's tongue desperately searches her bare belly for more to lick, only to slide against a barren landscape.
"BLECH, LECH!" Stimpy hwarfs less bountiful mush and seems to be barely holding herself together.
"HWARF! HWARF!" The backup singers chant.
"OH!" Everyone cries as Stimpy jumps and delivers an empty hwarf.
"Cat Hairballs, cat hairballs!" Ren flicks a pile of mush.
"All over the place!" A space shuttle is shown flying through space covered in the mush.
"Eeek!" Stimpy yelps as Ren is seen jumping on her.
"Don't look now, here one comes," Stimpy hwarfs mush all over Ren one more time, "SMACK! Right in your face!"
"Hwarf!"
The next refrain of "Get 'em while they're hot!" Is accompanied by Ren popping out of a pile of mush and a sizzling sound.
"They're the perfect Yaksmas gift," Ren gives a gift to a large anthropoid yak. Cut to Ren in a different scene spitting insects. "And always hit the spot!"
The backup singers sing "hwarf hwarf hwarf, hwarf hwarf hwarf," much like they did at the beginning.
As the backup sings, Ren is climbing a rope that gets sucked off camera. Ren slaps Stimpy.
The music crescendos with "They're the perfect Yaksmas gift... AND... ALWAYS... HIT...THE..."
A long final held note of "SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!" Accompanied by Stimpy pointing at her butt.
A few more solo licks on the guitar before...
Stimpy now completely licked clean and used up trying one last long, desperate lick. "SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURRRP...!"
"HWAAARRRF!" Stimpy attempts her biggest hwarf and passes out face-down on the conveyor belt. She is rolled over to Ren.
"That's disgusting!" Ren scolds.
"HLUARF!"
Ren violently smashes the rubber stamp into Stimpy's butt at full force. Stimpy lays motionless as the camera focuses on her butt, which now has the words "Grade A" written across her butt cheeks.
The video ends irising out on Stimpy's newly labeled butt.
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