- Olaf Johnson: You need more food in this fridge.
- Ty Johnson: That is because you ate it all last night.
- Olaf Johnson: They're not called the munchies for nothing, Ty.
- Axl Johnson: Uh, Ty, this is Ingrid's friend Danny. Uh, he just got out of jail, he needs a place to crash... Danny, Ty.
- Danny: Hi, man. This is a sweet place, eh?
- Ty Johnson: No, he's not staying here.
- Ingrid: No, not for long, just till he finds somewhere decent.
- Ty Johnson: No, it's not a good time.
- Ingrid: He won't bother you. He'll be in my room most of the time.
- Ty Johnson: It's not your room. It's mine. You happen to be in it.
- Ingrid: I thought it was all right for me to be here?
- Ty Johnson: It is - but certainly not bringing in whoever you like. And... does Olaf know about Danny?
- Danny: Who's Olaf?
- Ingrid: But Danny's the one who needs somewhere to stay.
- Ty Johnson: Not gonna be here.
- Ingrid: What are you saying?
- Ty Johnson: Ummm... that your friend can't stay.
- Ingrid: Oh. I see. Then I guess you don't need me anymore, either. That's fine. I get the message.
- Ty Johnson: What?
- Ingrid: You need your space.
- Ty Johnson: Actually, yeah, that would be quite good.
- Danny: Hey, you know, there's a little known fact that prison is full of real smart guys.
- Axl Johnson: If they're so smart, how come they got caught?
- Danny: They were unlucky.
- Axl Johnson: What's in the bag, Danny?
- Danny: It's nothing for you to worry about, you know?
- Axl Johnson: This is my flat, dude. You're in my house. What's in the bag?
- Zeb: Hey, look, man, people don't just give you respect. You have to command it.
- Axl Johnson: That is true.
- Zeb: What you want is just effortless manly coolness.
- Mike Johnson: D'you think Mom did this to me to mess with my head?
- Ty Johnson: What?
- Mike Johnson: Dump it all on me. I have to decide whether the goddesses' life plans are worthy, I have to hand out the money - more of that responsible guy, no fun shit. Why would she do that?
- Ty Johnson: Because she knows you're good at it.
- Mike Johnson: I don't wanna be good at it. I wanna be a hedonist with a bar.
- Ty Johnson: I just want to touch the woman I love without freezing her to death.
- Ingrid: Make the pantheon of sorry-assed Norse gods prove they need me and then I will listen to you.