The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)

Effortless Manly Coolness (2012)

Jared Turner: Ty Johnson

Quotes 

• Olaf Johnson : You need more food in this fridge.

  Ty Johnson : That is because you ate it all last night.

  Olaf Johnson : They're not called the munchies for nothing, Ty.

• Axl Johnson : Uh, Ty, this is Ingrid's friend Danny. Uh, he just got out of jail, he needs a place to crash... Danny, Ty.

  Danny : Hi, man. This is a sweet place, eh?

  Ty Johnson : No, he's not staying here.

  Ingrid : No, not for long, just till he finds somewhere decent.

  Ty Johnson : No, it's not a good time.

  Ingrid : He won't bother you. He'll be in my room most of the time.

  Ty Johnson : It's not your room. It's mine. You happen to be in it.

  Ingrid : I thought it was all right for me to be here?

  Ty Johnson : It is - but certainly not bringing in whoever you like. And... does Olaf know about Danny?

  Danny : Who's Olaf?

  Ingrid : But Danny's the one who needs somewhere to stay.

  Ty Johnson : Not gonna be here.

  Ingrid : What are you saying?

  Ty Johnson : Ummm... that your friend can't stay.

  Ingrid : Oh. I see. Then I guess you don't need me anymore, either. That's fine. I get the message.

  Ty Johnson : What?

  Ingrid : You need your space.

  Ty Johnson : Actually, yeah, that would be quite good.

• Mike Johnson : D'you think Mom did this to me to mess with my head?

  Ty Johnson : What?

  Mike Johnson : Dump it all on me. I have to decide whether the goddesses' life plans are worthy, I have to hand out the money - more of that responsible guy, no fun shit. Why would she do that?

  Ty Johnson : Because she knows you're good at it.

  Mike Johnson : I don't wanna be good at it. I wanna be a hedonist with a bar.

  Ty Johnson : I just want to touch the woman I love without freezing her to death.