Community (TV Series)
Paranormal Parentage (2013)
Alison Brie: Annie Edison
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Quotes
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Troy Barnes : Mr. Hawthorne's panic room, one of the 27 stops on the guided tour I had to memorize before moving into Hawthorne manor.
Annie Edison : Does the house get many visitors?
Troy Barnes : You're the first. Impenetrable titanium carbonate door, hackerproof keycode access panel, and impressive video telecom screen with remote. Maximum occupancy one, with female companion.
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Jeff Winger : What in the Scooby Doo is happening to you people?
Annie Edison : Jeff, just go to the part. We'll meet you there. We're gonna stay and help Pierce.
Jeff Winger : He doesn't need help. He needs attention. Are you really this naive?
Annie Edison : Am I naive? I'm sure as stuff not your sexy little ring girl.
Britta Perry : I...
Jeff Winger : Can it, ham. She's also my ride.
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Jeff Winger : No, this year I planned a two person costume with Annie. She's going as my ring girl.
Annie Edison : Pretty freaky deaky, huh?
Jeff Winger : Annie, no. I meant the boxing match ring girl. The sexy ones that hold the round numbers.
Annie Edison : Yeah, see, this is why we can't just text about it, Jeff. I don't watch sports.
Abed Nadir : There's no boxer in The Ring.
Annie Edison : I don't watch scary movies!
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Troy Barnes : That was Pierce. He accidentally locked himself in his panic room and he needs our help.
Annie Edison , Britta Perry , Shirley Bennett : Oh!
Jeff Winger : No, "oh!" "Oh" means we are going against our will, and we are not going. He's lying.
Troy Barnes : He seemed pretty upset, and he's been all alone up there in that mansion ever since I moved out, and his dad, you know, got killed by Jeff.
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Annie Edison : Maybe we should just stop by on our way to the party.
Jeff Winger : I assure you, the only thing Pierce is trapped in is adolescence. He is a geriatric toddler, throwing the most elaborate tantrums money can buy and I, for one, am not gonna stand by and allow some lonely, ridiculous person to derail our group's plans.
Dean Pelton : [on cue walks into group study room F dressed as a ring girl] Ding, ding, ding! To your corners, fighters. Someone save me a towel.
[giggles]
Dean Pelton : You guys going to Vicki's party?
Jeff Winger : We just gotta do this thing first.
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Troy Barnes : It seems spookier than I remember.
Jeff Winger : Hmm... the only thing spooky about this place is the tacky decor. It's like David Lee Roth threw up Miami Vice.
[spots a painting of Pierce astride a tiger and groans]
Jeff Winger : So tacky.
Annie Edison : I don't know. Maybe Pierce isn't doing so well since he lost his father and then his inheritance in a video game battle with Gilbert, an illegitimate half brother he never knew he had. I guess I've never said it out loud.
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Annie Edison : Jeff was right. I am naive.
Shirley Bennett : Oh, don't listen to him.
Troy Barnes : There's nothing naive about helping a friend in need. Jeff would know that if he wasn't too cool for after-school specials.
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Annie Edison : [Abed has disappeared] Abed? Abed? If this is supposed to be, like, that part in that movie that's like this, I would like to remind you that I don't watch scary movies and therefore cannot appreciate the homage.
