- Marcus Davenport: You know, you guys are the only people who have talked to me at this school. I HATE being the new kid.
- Chase Davenport: Yeah, we used to be the new kids that no one talked to. Now we're just the vaguely familiar kids that no one talks to.
- Marcus Davenport: That's okay, guys. We don't HAVE to jam. Not everyone needs a bright spot in their otherwise horrible life.
- Marcus Davenport: I think you both have real raw talent.
- Adam: Oh, well, if our talent is "raw" then we better get COOKING!
- Marcus Davenport: I-I'd LOVE to hear your theory on plasma gasification.
- Donald Davenport: Who wouldn't?
- Donald Davenport: Hey, you know, Bree and I were gonna demo the Holo-Pet for Career Day, but since you guys have a band, maybe we could demo my Concert-in-a-Can instead. That'll be such a great surprise for her.
- Marcus Davenport: That is good! THAT is GOOD! What is it?
- Donald Davenport: Uh, it's a can that creates a virtual holographic concert experience. It's... something I designed for those of us who WOULD be rock stars if we weren't busy being brilliant inventors.
- Adam: Leo, this reminds me of a story of a boy named Wolf, who cried a lot. And after that, his friends never believed him. And then... his grandmother ate him.
- Leo: Well, I'm a jammer as well. My rocking is only eclipsed by my rolling.
- Chase Davenport: Leo, your mom said you played the clarinet for three weeks until you swallowed the reed.
- Leo: I passed it.
- Bree: [to Donald after getting snarked by Eddy] Does he have a plug? Because I would really like to yank it.
- Donald Davenport: Look, Bree, I'm... I'm more of a... fun uncle than a school activity dad. It's just I can't stand around with a bunch of dads talking "dad." "Hey, there, Pete! How's the station wagon?" "Real good, Joe. How's your lawn comin' along?" "Is that a poly-cotton blend?" "Oh MY!"