Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

A Reunion... (2012)

Dreama Walker: June Colburn

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Quotes 

• June Colburn : Celeste, Tori, Margaret and I memorized every episode. Do you know how awesome it would be if I called them up and told them that James was doing a reunion show? It's been a while since I've had some good news. I've lost the job that I've moved to New York for, I broke up with my fiance... Why won't James do this for me?

  [shakes her head] 

  Mark Reynolds : June, if it's that important to you, talk to him about it. When you get passionate about something, you're hard to stop.

  [warily:] 

  Mark Reynolds : Remember your whole thing against yellow raisins?

  June Colburn : [ferociously]  Albino abominations of nature!

  Mark Reynolds : Hey, hey, you convinced me, okay? I'm convinced! June, you got crazy eyes!

• June Colburn : [rowboat burning on lake]  I can't believe we're at James Van Der Beek's funeral.

  [shakes her head] 

  Chloe : James Van Der Beek's Viking funeral in Central Park, June. Don't under-describe the awesomeness.

  Luther Wilson : Just how illegal is this?

  Chloe : About as illegal as that panda-fat eye cream you use.

  June Colburn : [to Luther]  You use panda on your face?

  Chloe : Luther is seventy-six years old.

  Luther Wilson : Shut. Up. Bitch.

• June Colburn : [James had been receiving letters from rest of Dawson's Creek main cast]  You've been writing fake letters every year?

  Chloe : Yeah, see, I've even used the same pen to sign all three names. I spelled 'Holmes' wrong. I should really try harder.

  June Colburn : Why did you do that?

  Chloe : When James gets to turn down Katie, Michelle and Josh every year, it makes him feel really powerful, and on that day, I can ask him for anything in the world, and he won't refuse me. Just like Don Corleone on the day of his daughter's wedding in The Godfather.

• June Colburn : [voiceover, as she walks down the street]  What does Chloe know anyway? She doesn't even watch TV. She just punches it when she's drunk.

• June Colburn : My life was better ten years ago.

  James Van Der Beek : My life was better ten years ago.

  Chloe : Oh, my God, are we at a blues bar in Chicago? Are we watching an old lady run for the bus? Are we listening to a cab driver talk about "I was a dentist back in Pakistan"? Because you people are depressing the hell out of me!