Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

Mean Girls... (2013)

Michael Blaiklock: Eli Webber

Quotes 

• Eli Webber : [the neighborhood pervert peering in from the apartment next door...]  It's important to have friends in New York. This city can be very hard.

  [... who, as usual, isn't wearing any pants, off-screen] 

  Eli Webber : Like a lot of things...

  [as he looks down at himself]