Community (TV Series)
History 101 (2013)
Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry
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Quotes
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Britta Perry : I wish to end all wars.
Troy Barnes : That's another rule. No wishes containing the word "all." Guaranteed ironic consequences.
Britta Perry : I don't think anyone's gonna miss wars.
Troy Barnes : Star Wars, Thumb Wars, wow, Storage Wars!
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Jeff Winger : Congratulations, it's me.
[He notices that everyone is wearing the same kind of hipster reading glasses]
Jeff Winger : Huh, I see we've all reinvented ourselves over the summer. A little late to the hipster party much?
Britta Perry : A little much on the much much?
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Troy Barnes : I can't believe we're finally getting into this class.
Britta Perry : I can't believe there's a class called "The History of Ice Cream."
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Jeff Winger : [observes Britta and Troy holding hands] Oh, so that's progressed.
Britta Perry : [gushing] I mean, it's progressed, but it hasn't progressed-progressed. It's progressive.
Shirley Bennett : [cynically] Good luck, Troy.
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Britta Perry : I wish I hadn't broken Abed.
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Britta Perry : [treating Abed in a therapy session, though not a credentialed therapist] Okay. Here's the deal, Jessica Biel. The first day of senior year is emotional for everyone, so I hereby therapize you to go to your happy place whenever you feel stressed.