Dane Cross: Jack Goodman

Quotes 

• Jack Goodman : Isn't this a little dangerous?

  The Barmaid : No, he's drinking and once he starts talking he'll never stop, now give me that American cock!

• David Kessler : Hey, Let's see if this place is open.

  Jack Goodman : Open?

  David Kessler : Yeah.

  Jack Goodman : I guess it's a pub.

  David Kessler : OK Let's go inside for some grub and some rest.

  Jack Goodman : Seriously?

  Jack Goodman : Th-The Slaughtered Lamb?

  David Kessler : Yeah, It's colorful.

  Jack Goodman : Colorful? Where's the lamb? It-it's a cut off Wolves head.

  David Kessler : I dunno, maybe it's inside getting cold.

  Jack Goodman : Seriously? This place is REALLY creepy. I highly doubt...

  David Kessler : Well, You know, we don't have very many choices here, so...

  Jack Goodman : Fine, whatever, Just remember David, Whatever happens is...

  David Kessler , Jack Goodman : *In unison with Jack* Whatever happens is your fault. *In unison with David* Whatever happens is my fault.

  David Kessler : Yup.

  Jack Goodman : Not mine.

• David Kessler : Nice work... fucking their daughter... we were their 5 minutes.

  Jack Goodman : I came here to get laid... and she said we weren't even supposed to come in.