Star Trek: Lower Decks (TV Series)

Parth Ferengi's Heart Place (2023)

Jerry O'Connell: Commander Jack Ransom

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• [Commander Ransom is assigning duty to the lieutenants junior grade] 

  Jack Ransom : [entering repair bay where Boimler, Mariner, Tendi, and Rutherford are working]  Lieutenant junior grades. "Lieutenant juniors grade"? "Lieutenants junior grade"? Whatever. You four just pulled the most coveted job at StarFleet.

  D'Vana Tendi , Sam Rutherford : Balancing the positron compression chamber?

  Jack Ransom : No. Travel guide duty!

  Beckett Mariner : I thought that was a myth.

  D'Vana Tendi : What's travel guide duty?

  Jack Ransom : StarFleet has travel guides for all habitable planets. The file for Ferenginar hasn't been updated in years, so...

  Beckett Mariner : StarFleet's gonna foot the bill for us to go to as many bars, restaurants, bars, hotels, pubs, bars, saloons, cantinas, and bars as we want.

  Jack Ransom : Also museums, historical sites, but, basically, yeah, it's mostly bars.

  Brad Boimler : Oh. How many places do people usually review?

  Jack Ransom : I don't know. Four or five?

  Brad Boimler : [excitedly]  Great! I'm gonna do 40. I'll pack my schedule so full that I do everything and enjoy nothing.

  Jack Ransom : It's not a contest, Lieutenant. You can take your...

  Brad Boimler : Sir, I'm only a lieutenant junior grade. I have everything to prove. *gasp* I need to make an itinerary!

  [Boimler runs out of the repair bay, whimpering] 

  Jack Ransom : Does he drink a lot of coffee?

  Beckett Mariner : Oh, yeah.

  D'Vana Tendi : Mm-hmm, tons.