Archer (TV Series)
Space Race: Part I (2012)
Jessica Walter: Malory Archer
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Quotes
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Sterling Archer : Astronaut training sucks complete ass. Literally! What's the deal with all the enemas?
Doctor Krieger : Uhh.
Sterling Archer : And why do you need so much blood? And wait, now that I think about it...
Commander Tony Drake : Why is this man in the restricted area?
Doctor Krieger : Who, him?
Commander Tony Drake : You.
Sterling Archer : What? Krieger!
Doctor Krieger : Uhh, smoke bomb!
Commander Tony Drake : And why aren't you with the other trainees?
Sterling Archer : I was told I had to undergo a bunch of extremely invasive medical tests.
Commander Tony Drake : Well, normally you would but by our doctors. But since you're on such an accelerated training schedule...
Sterling Archer : Six enemas is a luxury we can ill-afford. Got it.
Malory Archer : Six?
Sterling Archer : Or, who knows. He put me under. Maybe twelve.
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Commander Tony Drake : Okay. Archer.
Sterling Archer : Oh, I'm sorry, are you talking to me? Or to her, who... Why is she here?
Malory Archer : Because Tony invited me.
Sterling Archer : Tony? What, are you trying to get my mother into the Million-Mile High Club?
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Malory Archer : I hope to God that was alcohol.
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Commander Tony Drake : No! We can't jeopardize the women.
Lana Kane : Cough?
Malory Archer : Well, not you.