30 Rock (TV Series)

St. Patrick's Day (2012)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

Quotes 

• Liz Lemon : Don't you want to celebrate Ireland's accomplishments, like Michael Lohan and vomiting into a bagpipe?

• Liz Lemon : I don't leave my house on St. Patrick's Day. Criss and I are going to ride out Hurricane Shamrock holed up in my apartment, laughing at excerpts from "Angela's Ashes."

  Jack Donaghy : You know, some people might find your attitude offensive.

  Liz Lemon : Oh, what are they going to do about it, write a meandering play about how amazing the Irish are at not overcoming adversity?

  Jack Donaghy : Well, I'm sorry we can't all belong to ethnic groups as beloved as the Germans.

  Liz Lemon : Please, without Germans, you wouldn't have any of the "Indiana Jones" movies.

  Jack Donaghy : Lemon, your secret love of the Irish is well-documented. After all, I am your mentor, you dated Dennis Duffy, and in the '90s, you gave money to the IRA.

  Jack Donaghy , Liz Lemon : I thought it was contributing to a retirement account.

• Liz Lemon : I will be wearing head-to-toe orange, in honor of protestant William of Orange, inventor of the Orange, according to Yahoo! Answers.

• Criss : Look, Liz, I don't think he needs to go to the hospital for a concussion. I was a volunteer EMT.

  Liz Lemon : At Burning Man, and we agreed never to talk about that.

  Criss : At sunset, the cacti start to resemble people looking for hugs. It gets ugly, Liz.