The Office (TV Series)
Last Day in Florida (2012)
Oscar Nuñez: Oscar Martinez
Quotes
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Andy Bernard : I think that Dwight wanted us to realize that this conversation among friends is the true treasure.
[everyone disagrees]
Oscar Martinez : I am dying to know what's in there.
Andy Bernard : Yeah, I know Oscar; we all are, but nobody's gonna open it. You'd have to be insane.
[everyone turns to look at Creed]
Creed Bratton : Hi, hello.
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Andy Bernard : Everyone stop what you're doing. I have terrible news. Dwight is no longer with us.
Angela Martin-Lipton , Pam Beesly , Phyllis Vance , Oscar Martinez : What?
Andy Bernard : He's gone, dammit! He's been promoted to VP of Sabre Retail, and he's staying in Florida forever.
Angela Martin-Lipton : So he's alive?
Andy Bernard : Yeah. That was him on the phone. He sounds wonderful.
Angela Martin-Lipton : Well, the way you said it made it sound like he was dead.
Andy Bernard : How could I have been more clear? He had a massive stroke of good fortune and he is now in a better place.