- Larry Trainor: I feel like I shouldn't have to tell you this, but when a bone temple spontaneously sprouts from the ground, it's not usually a good sign.
- Cliff Steele: I know you think I'm dealing with my Parkinson's like a champ, but trust me, a death sentence never really leaves the top of your mind.
- Cliff Steele: Well, it is a Zombie Butt. In hindsight, saving it was probably not the best idea. "Hindsight." Get it?
- Larry Trainor: No, you can trust him. He's a good man. He's proven that to me.
- Cliff Steele: Are we talking about the same dude who dropped us into a fire pit and kidnapped Keeg? 'Cause that dude, still on my shitlist!
- Deric: The point is, no matter how far you drift, you'll always be connected to where we came from. At the end of the day, you'll always be one of us.
- Cliff Steele: So, you want to go fuck these Immortus chumps up, or what?
- Crazy Jane: You bet your copper-plated ass.
- Crazy Jane: I don't know if I deserve to be loved.
- Cliff Steele: I hate to break it to you, but if people want to love you, there isn't really anything you can do to stop them.
- Cliff Steele: I guess I, uh... I owe you an apology. I got sucked straight up my own ass, and I forgot what matters.
- Deric: Matter of fact, less than 12 hours ago, I was changing your diapee, In case you forgot.
- Victor Stone: I didn't forget. And I'd appreciate it if you never brought that up again.
- Crazy Jane: Well, how do we stop them?
- Willoughby Kipling: You're not paying attention. This isn't some threat you can just punch into submission.
- Crazy Jane: Yeah, well, everything you're saying just makes me want to kick their asses even more.