Louie (TV Series)

Barney/Never (2012)

Louis C.K.: Louie

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Quotes 

• Never Cartesian : Lilly doesn't like me.

  Louie : Nope. No, she does not.

  Never Cartesian : Why?

  Louie : Because you eat raw meat and you shit in the tub and you wreck everything. And as long as you act like that, no one's gonna like you. No one's gonna wanna be around you.

  Never Cartesian : My mom says that any choice I make is okay, because I love myself.

  Louie : Your m... your mom is wrong.

  Never Cartesian : I'm gonna tell her you said that.

  Louie : That's okay, you tell her. I'll take the heat.