Lab Rats (TV Series)

Smart and Smarter (2012)

Kelli Berglund: Bree Davenport

Quotes 

• Chase Davenport : I'm engineered to be the smartest person on the planet, and I just got an A-minus. I've been relegated to the huddled, unwashed masses of minuses - like you!

  Bree Davenport : Chase, I know this must be hard for you but, I mean, look at the bright side - seeing you fall flat on your face is really fun for us.

• Bree Davenport : Leo, I'm a girl, not a method of public transportation.

• Bree Davenport : What part of "hold on" did you not understand?

  Leo Dooley : I'm sorry. This was my first time going Bree-back riding.

• Ethan : Bree? Leo said you went home.

  Bree Davenport : What? He told me you were plucking your nose jungle.

• Bree Davenport : Uh, Chase, something's not right with Adam's essay.

  Bree Davenport : [reading]  "I should be Student of the Semester because I'm tall, I'm happy, and I will let you have dogs in the library."

  Chase Davenport : So, what's wrong with that?

  Bree Davenport : Adam would have misspelled library. Adam would have misspelled dogs!

• [Chase and Adam must write essays to determine which one of them will be Student of the Semester] 

  Chase Davenport : I can't believe we tied. Now we each have to write an essay to determine the winner!

  Adam Davenport : And when everyone at school reads my essay, I'm gonna be Student of the Semester

  Chase Davenport : Let me see that.

  [takes the binder Adam is writing in] 

  Chase Davenport : It's just a bunch of badly drawn rocket ships.

  Adam Davenport : Yeah. Next page.

  Chase Davenport : [turns page]  A tiny-headed guy with a big mouth?

  Adam Davenport : Yeah, that's you. Next page.

  Chase Davenport : [reading]  "I, Adam Davenport, should be Student of the Semester." That's it?

  Adam Davenport : What? It's sharp and to the point. Took me 25 minutes.

  Chase Davenport : You know what? I'm not even worried, because the winner's gonna be the one who can write the best essay, and we all know that's me.

  Adam Davenport : You think you're so smart? Well, you may be a better writer, but I'm a better...

  Chase Davenport : That's right. You got nothing!

  Adam Davenport : No, I got this.

  [he fires heat vision at Chase, who blocks it with a force field] 

  Chase Davenport : Oh, you think you're so cool because you have lasers? Well, guess what? I can fight back too!

  [he shrinks the force field and throws it into Adam, sending him flying] 

  Adam Davenport : Aaaahhh!

  [charges at Chase] 

  Adam Davenport : RRAAAAHHHH!

  Leo Dooley : Bree, should we do something?

  Bree Davenport : Nah. They're bionic brothers. It's how they roll.

• Chase Davenport : I guess I can't be perfect at everything.

  Bree Davenport : Chase, that's not true. You're not perfect at a lot of things.