Lab Rats (TV Series)

Rats on a Train (2012)

Hal Sparks: Donald Davenport

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Quotes 

• Leo Dooley : I can handle extreme cold.

  Donald Davenport : Leo, you get brain freeze from chewing mint gum.

• Donald Davenport : Leo, just because you can't go on the train doesn't mean we can't have fun here. I'll... I'll pop in the Goober the Spunky Caboose DVD for ya!

  Leo Dooley : I'm fourteen.

  Donald Davenport : Okay, then pop it in YOURSELF!

• [first lines] 

  Donald Davenport : Okay, guys, the next phase of your training is handling extreme climates, so we'll frost Chase, bake Bree and submerge Adam.

  Donald Davenport : [aside to Leo, about Adam's test]  It's not part of the training. I just got one of those carnival dunk tanks and I can't wait to try it out.

• Donald Davenport : You know, when stuff like this happened, they always blamed the scientist. This is human error. Scientists don't make mistakes.

  [Chase, forgotten in light of the emergency, raps on the glass of his refrigerated tube to let Donald know he's freezing to death] 

• Donald Davenport : The good news is: whenever I invent something, I always create a backup device to support it.

  Chase Davenport : As opposed to just building it right the first time.

  Donald Davenport : You know, I think I liked you better frozen.

• Donald Davenport : My auxiliary decelerator will stop anything - ocean liners, freight trains, tanks, eighteen-wheelers, twelve-wheelers...

  Leo Dooley : Does it stop unnecessarily long explanations?

  Donald Davenport : [slowly while glaring at Leo]  Apparently so.

• Donald Davenport : [emotionally]  I can't believe I'm saying this - it's time to upgrade your mission suits.

  Adam Davenport : I HOPE you addressed the chafing problem.

• Donald Davenport : We'll be able to use these earpieces to communicate, and I'll monitor your progress on the train surveillance system. That way, if you blow yourselves up in a fiery explosion, I can watch it unfold in glorious HD.

  [pause] 

  Donald Davenport : That came out wrong.

• Donald Davenport : Leo! I'm s'posed to be watching you!

  Leo Dooley : [on the monitor]  And you ARE, in glorious HD.

• Donald Davenport : Wow! How many guys can say that they have chased their high-speed train in their high-speed helicopter? I'm awesome!