Money Monster (2016)

Julia Roberts: Patty Fenn

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• Patty Fenn : [final line]  So what the hell kind of show are we going to do next week?

• Patty Fenn : [through the bathroom door]  Can you pick up the pace, please? It's like dealing with my grandmother. Come on, I'm not having a conversation with you through the goddamn door.

  Lee Gates : [emerging]  All right, I'll leave it open next time.

• Kyle Budwell : Pick a box.

  Lee Gates : What do you mean?

  Kyle Budwell : I said "pick a box".

  Lee Gates : What happens if I pick the wrong box?

  Kyle Budwell : I said pick one!

  Lee Gates : I'm not picking a fucking box!

  Tech Dave : Did he say "fucking" on air?

  Patty Fenn : Are you fucking kidding me? Call fucking security!

• Lee Gates : You want to sit here and take stock of our lives, Kyle? How about we compare scores? How about we do that?

  Tech Dave : The touchscreen. Shit, the touchscreen.

  Lee Gates : All right. We got Kyle and we got Lee. Let's start with the obvious. Money. I got some; you don't, I gather. So, that's a point for me.

  Patty Fenn : Where are you going with this, Lee?

  Lee Gates : But then there's family. I'm divorced three times. What about you? You got a wife? Hmm? Girlfriend, then?

  Patty Fenn : Sacajawea, Lee.

  Lee Gates : You got a girlfriend? That's nice. The magic of young love. I think we can both agree that's a point for you, since the first number on my speed dial is an escort service.

  Kyle Budwell : No, you don't know anything about me. You know nothing...

  Lee Gates : I don't need to know anything about you! I know about me. Seven years, three years, fourteen months. The marriages, they get shorter and they get shorter, but settlements, they get larger and larger.

  Patty Fenn : [walking over to the studio door]  Lee? Look at me, Lee. Sacajawea.

  Lee Gates : Hey, Kyle, you see her? That's Patty, my director, and she wants me to shut up. Well, now she's sick of me, too. And that's why she took a job across the street and didn't tell me. People talk. They all leave sooner or later, Kyle. That's just how it works. So trust me, that's gonna be a point for you. What about kids? You got a kid? Hmm? One on the way, maybe? Yeah? She's expecting. It's a blessing. I have one myself. She must be six or seven. I have no idea. I send a check.

• Diane Lester : What happened?

  Patty Fenn : He just shot out your monitor on the stage because you're giving him the same corporate bullshit!

  Diane Lester : I-I-I'm not. I-I... you have to understand how delicate of a situation this is.

  Patty Fenn : I'm sitting eighty feet from a bomb! Don't talk to me about delicate situations! You have got to wake up and do the math here, because it is not adding up to me, either.

  Diane Lester : What do you mean?

  Patty Fenn : I mean you better ask some real questions and get some real answers, and hurry the fuck up!

• Ron Sprecher : I had a meeting with Tony Biscano at Licem Pharmaceutical.

  Patty Fenn : Lee, I'll be in your ear.

  Ron Sprecher : He gave me this.

  Lee Gates : What is it?

  Ron Sprecher : It's erectile cream.

  Lee Gates : Tony Biscano of Licem gave you erectile cream?

  Ron Sprecher : Yeah.

  Lee Gates : I guess I wasn't aware of the exact nature of your relationship.

  Ron Sprecher : Well, they've been testing this thing for over a year, and the approval from the FDA finally came in last night. They're sending out a press release...

  Lee Gates : And it works?

  Ron Sprecher : Uh... apparently, yeah. Pretty damn well.

  Lee Gates : Have you tried it?

  Ron Sprecher : I just got it, like, thirty minutes ago.

  Lee Gates : Well, what the hell are you waiting for?

  Ron Sprecher : You want me to...

  Lee Gates : Well, we're on in five minutes, aren't we? Put it on!

• Captain Powell : I want the PA system available in case we need to speak to him again.

  Patty Fenn : [sarcastic]  Oh, right, because it worked so well the first time.

• Patty Fenn : I need a satellite van and an audio package downstairs in two minutes.

  Tech Director Jim : [searching video feeds]  Lenny, where are you?

  Patty Fenn : Jim, where's my feed with Lenny? I need it right now.

  Tech Director Jim : Come on, Lenny.

  Lee Gates : [he finds the feed]  Patty tells us to stay, we stay.

  Tech Director Jim : Okay, Lenny! He's up. He's live.

  Lee Gates : Yeah, Patty. It's always Patty. You know, my first day on the job, she told me I had a penis where my brain should be. She's right. She's always right. She stayed here longer than she should have, I know that. But the truth is I don't know what I'd do without her at this point. But if she was standing right here, right now, I couldn't admit that. But luckily it's just you in front of me, Lenny. You and your... your warm eyes and your gentle soul.

  Lenny (The Cameraman) : All right, get the fuck out of here.

• Diane Lester : Patty, Diane Lester.

  Patty Fenn : You better have something for me, Diane, and I mean right the fuck now.

  Diane Lester : It's good to hear your voice, too.

• Patty Fenn : When am I getting the revisions for the opening?

  Lee Gates : Ah, we're making some changes on it. Anybody seen Ron?

  Patty Fenn : Might I get those before the show or after the show?

  Lee Gates : You know the drill. You just point the camera in my direction, and we'll figure it out together.

  Patty Fenn : It always sounds so simple and yet so moronic.

• Lee Gates : Why the hell would Walt cancel? He called me from Geneva yesterday.

  Patty Fenn : I don't know. He's on a plane.

  Lee Gates : And how are we just finding out about it now?

  Patty Fenn : That is a great question, and you can ask him the next time you talk to him.