30 Rock (TV Series)

The Tuxedo Begins (2012)

Tracy Morgan: Tracy Jordan

Quotes 

• Jack Donaghy : [talking on the phone]  Really, Trump? My idea is stupid? Well, you make your hair every morning by sticking your head in a cotton candy machine.

  Liz Lemon : What are you guys doing?

  Jack Donaghy : The police can't be counted on to protect the rich unless they're rich, too. So we're gathering support for a private police department where the starting salary is $5 million a year.

  Liz Lemon : How's that going?

  Jack Donaghy : Slowly. Even Tommy Hilfiger turned me down and you'd think that he, of all people, would understand the lower classes can ruin something.

  Tracy Jordan : Plaxico Burress just called our idea "poorly thought out." Then hung up by shooting his own phone.

  Jack Donaghy : This is a travesty.