- Mark: Think for a minute... You suppose an army full of suits shows up every time a small bacteria grows?
- Director Adam R Steigert: We are making a movie!
- Haley: Did you used to be my mom's boyfriend?
- Sheriff Thomas Bracket: What? No, I... we... where'd you hear that...? I mean, what makes you ask that?
- Haley: When you came to my house that one time, my mom and dad were yelling at each other after you left. I was up in my room with Lucy, but they were really loud. Daddy said you and mom were boyfriend and girlfriend.
- Director Adam R Steigert: We didn't just make a movie... we made a movie!