- [loud beeping]
- Leo: What the heck is THAT?
- Chase Davenport: Well, it's either Mr. Davenport's radon gas alarm or it's his emergency phone, and being that none of us have passed out yet - IT'S HIS EMERGENCY PHONE!
- Leo: A giant flying piece of metal and a teenage girl - I see how you can get that messed up.
- Chase Davenport: I messed it up because my vision was impaired... by YOU, Mr. Touchy-Stuffy Mommy-Misser!
- Leo: Chase, let's not play the blame game.
- Donald Davenport: Okay, Leo, this is your chance to prove you're responsible enough to stay at home without us.
- Leo: Me? What about them?
- [indicates Chase, Adam and Bree lounging on the sofa]
- Donald Davenport: They were designed to go on missions and save the world; you were designed to break stuff.
- Leo: Don't worry. I know the rules: No touchy-touchy your stuffy-stuffy.
- Tasha Davenport: Don't worry. Eddy is here to monitor every room in the house. He is like a virtual baby-sitter.
- Eddy: Yeah, and I virtually care about your kids.
- Leo: Chase, what're you doing on Davenport's computer?
- Chase Davenport: Oh-ho. I'm pulling a prank on him. The next time he checks his bank account, it's gonna be in euros. Bam! Same value but still funny, right?
- Tasha Davenport: Are you telling me that we are just randomly flying around right now, no flight plan, no pilot?
- Eddy: Gee, Tasha, this sounds pretty serious. You should probably jump out.
- Eddy: Buckle up, sugar, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
- Donald Davenport: Oh, no. I think I forgot to unplug the lemp. I better call home.
- Tasha Davenport: You are just making up words so that you can check on the kids. "The lemp?" Where's that, on the toble next to the bid?