Pan Pizza: Pan Pizza

Quotes 

• [repeated line] 

  Pan Pizza : Played by Steve Buscemi.

• Pan Pizza : Some of these songs just reek of teen girl angst.

  [clip of Seventeen from Repo! The Genetic Opera plays] 

  Pan Pizza : And I mean teen girl who just got off watching Foamy The Squirrel on Newgrounds.com while signing a Bring Back Invader Zim petition wearing a Jack Skellington hoodie and Happy Tree Friends tube socks purchased from Hot Topic during an Emily the Strange buy 1 get 1 50 percent-off sale where she discovered Serenity Rose from Slave Labor Graphics Comics while her overbearing but loving father restricts her from going to the My Chemical Romance/Limp Bizkit concert with a 5-years-older-than-her boyfriend that constantly IM's unsourced Stolen Pon and Zi comic art over 56K Modem American Online trial discs on Myspace.com with a top 8 consisting of Tim Burton, Jack Sparrow, Eminem, Jesus Christ and whatever angsty band is the hit new thing on Disney Adventures Magazine and spends all day filling out What Kingdom Hearts Character Are You? quizzes only to complain she didn't get Rikku and is unable to watch the 2003 MTV Music Awards because her deadbeat older brother is always hogging the living room TV playing Tony Hawk's Underground on his Halo edition Transparent green Xbox using a 3rd party Mad Kats air flow controller with a busted analog stick constantly leaning to the right making antisemitic remarks on how Eric stole his wicked McTwist over the helicopter in Hawaii footage.

  [as Pan is saying all this, a picture of Emily Vasquez starts zooming in and covers up the entire screen. The picture then immediately backs up a bit when Pan says the following line] 

  Pan Pizza : You know what I mean? Those kind of teen girls.